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$4,000 dollars of fail

Written by Juan Cena on Tuesday, September 01 2009 and posted in SWRT

Yahoo's Plugged In reports on a new $4,000 gaming system that's basically a home version of those multi-game consoles that you see sitting on bars across America. You know, the ones that have games of blackjack or mah jong you only let you play for about 30 seconds? The ones that usually have the sign with the words "OUT OF ORDER" written on them in big bold letters? Child, please.

The selling point to this albatross is that it's in HD. You're spending $4K for an HD version of solitaire? Look, if you re gonna waste that kind of money buy the frakin' Multicade machine that has Donkey Kong and Galaga in it! Trust me, this machine was made for the goobers who took the song "I'm Gonna Hire a Wino to Decorate Our Home" a bit too seriously!

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Yahoo's Plugged In reports on a new $4,000 gaming system that's basically a home version of those multi-game consoles that you see sitting on bars across America. You know, the ones that have games of blackjack or mah jong you only let you play for about 30 seconds? The ones that usually have the sign with the words "OUT OF ORDER" written on them in big bold letters? Child, please.

The selling point to this albatross is that it's in HD. You're spending $4K for an HD version of solitaire? Look, if you re gonna waste that kind of money buy the frakin' Multicade machine that has Donkey Kong and Galaga in it! Trust me, this machine was made for the goobers who took the song "I'm Gonna Hire a Wino to Decorate Our Home" a bit too seriously!


Posted originally: 2009-09-01 06:43:00
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