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This is why you're fat: Football-shaped french toast

Written by Juan Cena on Friday, September 11 2009 and posted in SWRT
Is French toast the most overrated breakfast food or what? It's like bread soaked in a milk and egg mixture. Yummy. French toast, English muffins, Belgian waffles...any breakfast food created in Europe is pretty much overrated. Americans, we created Cheerios, Frosted Flakes, and Cinammon Toast Crunch. We win. Heck, Crispix beats French toast about any morning.
Seriously, cinnamon toast kicks French toast's butt more times than Germany kicked France's butt in real life. Anyhow, IHOP is promoting it's new NFL themed menu, featuring "Quarterback Scrambles" (what's called "scrambled eggs" in the real world), and "AFC/NFC Stuffed French Toast", which is French toast in the shape of a football, and stuffed with who knows what. A football-shaped piece of French toast...not quite the breakfast of champions there.
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Is French toast the most overrated breakfast food or what? It's like bread soaked in a milk and egg mixture. Yummy. French toast, English muffins, Belgian waffles...any breakfast food created in Europe is pretty much overrated. Americans, we created Cheerios, Frosted Flakes, and Cinammon Toast Crunch. We win. Heck, Crispix beats French toast about any morning.
Seriously, cinnamon toast kicks French toast's butt more times than Germany kicked France's butt in real life. Anyhow, IHOP is promoting it's new NFL themed menu, featuring "Quarterback Scrambles" (what's called "scrambled eggs" in the real world), and "AFC/NFC Stuffed French Toast", which is French toast in the shape of a football, and stuffed with who knows what. A football-shaped piece of French toast...not quite the breakfast of champions there.

Posted originally: 2009-09-11 13:43:00
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