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Oh Rock where art thou?

Written by Juan Cena on Tuesday, September 22 2009 and posted in SWRT

Hearing of an upcoming film where Dwayne Johnson (aka "The Actor Formally Known As The Rock") portrays a hockey player should bring the "Aw Heck Yeah!" in any red-blooded American male. But after reading the plot of The Tooth Hurts, it's more like a "Aw Heck!"
Greg Wyshynski's Puck Daddy blog reveals the sad truth. The Rock Dwayne Johnson will be playing a minor-league hockey player forced to become a tooth fairy for a week. Not even The Tooth Fairy, just a tooth fairy, at least from what Johnson says in an interview for Parade. This plot sounds crappier than even some of the plots from the movies produced by Johnson's former employer The WWE.
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Hearing of an upcoming film where Dwayne Johnson (aka "The Actor Formally Known As The Rock") portrays a hockey player should bring the "Aw Heck Yeah!" in any red-blooded American male. But after reading the plot of The Tooth Hurts, it's more like a "Aw Heck!"
Greg Wyshynski's Puck Daddy blog reveals the sad truth. The Rock Dwayne Johnson will be playing a minor-league hockey player forced to become a tooth fairy for a week. Not even The Tooth Fairy, just a tooth fairy, at least from what Johnson says in an interview for Parade. This plot sounds crappier than even some of the plots from the movies produced by Johnson's former employer The WWE.

Posted originally: 2009-09-21 23:46:00
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