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How do I loathe thee, Joe Cox?

Written by Juan Cena on Sunday, October 04 2009 and posted in SWRT
How do I loathe thee, Joe Cox? Let me count the ways.
1. Joe Cox is the most appropriately named quarterback in Georgia history.
2.He's a whiner.
3. He's more lucky than good.
4. Tim Tebow manages to win games even when he's sick.
5. LSU's kicker scored more points in the first quarter (6) than Cox did (0).
6. He looks like Bronne from The Real World: Cancun.



(yeah, that one may be a stretch, but they're still both total goobers.)

7. Bronne's toss of a fire extinguisher looked a whole lot better than anything Cox has thrown all year. (And this doofus may become an officer in The Marines? Sheesh! Ryan Conklin he ain't!)
8. Cox could barely out score Arizona State on a rain soaked field. The Sun Devils play in a desert. That should have been an advantage. It wasn't.
9.You can't blame Willie Martinez on Cox's performance.
10. Oh, there's got to be at least one more, dangit!
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How do I loathe thee, Joe Cox? Let me count the ways.
1. Joe Cox is the most appropriately named quarterback in Georgia history.
2.He's a whiner.
3. He's more lucky than good.
4. Tim Tebow manages to win games even when he's sick.
5. LSU's kicker scored more points in the first quarter (6) than Cox did (0).
6. He looks like Bronne from The Real World: Cancun.



(yeah, that one may be a stretch, but they're still both total goobers.)

7. Bronne's toss of a fire extinguisher looked a whole lot better than anything Cox has thrown all year. (And this doofus may become an officer in The Marines? Sheesh! Ryan Conklin he ain't!)
8. Cox could barely out score Arizona State on a rain soaked field. The Sun Devils play in a desert. That should have been an advantage. It wasn't.
9.You can't blame Willie Martinez on Cox's performance.
10. Oh, there's got to be at least one more, dangit!

Posted originally: 2009-10-03 22:34:00
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