Does Tony Strewart like Burger King, or is he telling a big Whopper?
- Written by Juan Cena on Monday, October 05 2009 and posted in SWRT
Tony Stewart won today's Price Chopper 400 at Kansas Speedway, which puts him back in contention for the Sprint Cup. Stewart also has a big date on October 20, when his sponsor Burger King is planning to attach him to a polygraph to see if he really loves to eat Whoppers.
I don't really need to see Tony Stewart strapped to a polygraph to tell if he eats Whoppers. There's just something about him that shouts "Yes, I eat Whoppers. Lots and lots of Whoppers." Maybe it's the look in his eyes, or the tone in his voice that speaks a gentle sincerity. Or maybe it's because he's well...let's just say he looks like he eats a lot of Whoppers and leave it at that. Lots and lots of Whoppers. Lots and lots and lots of Whoppers. And a couple of chocolate shakes on the side to go with them.
Tony Stewart won today's Price Chopper 400 at Kansas Speedway, which puts him back in contention for the Sprint Cup. Stewart also has a big date on October 20, when his sponsor Burger King is planning to attach him to a polygraph to see if he really loves to eat Whoppers.
I don't really need to see Tony Stewart strapped to a polygraph to tell if he eats Whoppers. There's just something about him that shouts "Yes, I eat Whoppers. Lots and lots of Whoppers." Maybe it's the look in his eyes, or the tone in his voice that speaks a gentle sincerity. Or maybe it's because he's well...let's just say he looks like he eats a lot of Whoppers and leave it at that. Lots and lots of Whoppers. Lots and lots and lots of Whoppers. And a couple of chocolate shakes on the side to go with them.
Posted originally: 2009-10-04 21:42:00
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