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An obsession with Michael Phelps obsession

Written by Juan Cena on Monday, October 19 2009 and posted in SWRT
There seems to be a growing online obsession with Micheal Phelps growing obsession with black automobiles. And a few websites seem to have a growing obsession covering his obsession. In a short amount of time, Phelps has been seen with three black vehicles, and like any white twenty-something millionaire dork, has a need to stand in front of them trying to look all gangsta. Instead he looks like a white twenty-something dork.
Gawker sites Deadspin and Jalopnik, and Celeberty Cars Blog (unowned by Gawker) have been posting pics of Phelps new rides. you could click there, or you could just be lazy and look at 'em here:




Here's Phelps' Mercedes Benz SL63. It goes perfect with his black t-shirt, orange gym shorts, and black baseball cap he can seem to wear straight.


Here Phelps is with his Range Rover. The long sleeve white shirt works well with the the blue shorts with white trim and sandals and backwards black cap. The looks says "white dork trying to look gangsta like nothing does.


Here's Phelps with his BMW Series 7 (apparently an older ride). The classic slacker look of t-shirt with animal print layered over a long sleeve white t-shirt, jeans and sneakers is a welcome change of pace for Phelps.

It is kind of sad that an American icon like Michael Phelps can't seem to purchase an American made vehicle. Hey Mike, I can hook you up with a guy if you're looking for a Ford F-150.
It's even sadder to see Deadspin joining in the obsession with Phelps' auto tastes. Would AJ and the boys rather see Phelps spending his millions on bong parties? Wait, what am I saying?
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There seems to be a growing online obsession with Micheal Phelps growing obsession with black automobiles. And a few websites seem to have a growing obsession covering his obsession. In a short amount of time, Phelps has been seen with three black vehicles, and like any white twenty-something millionaire dork, has a need to stand in front of them trying to look all gangsta. Instead he looks like a white twenty-something dork.
Gawker sites Deadspin and Jalopnik, and Celeberty Cars Blog (unowned by Gawker) have been posting pics of Phelps new rides. you could click there, or you could just be lazy and look at 'em here:




Here's Phelps' Mercedes Benz SL63. It goes perfect with his black t-shirt, orange gym shorts, and black baseball cap he can seem to wear straight.


Here Phelps is with his Range Rover. The long sleeve white shirt works well with the the blue shorts with white trim and sandals and backwards black cap. The looks says "white dork trying to look gangsta like nothing does.


Here's Phelps with his BMW Series 7 (apparently an older ride). The classic slacker look of t-shirt with animal print layered over a long sleeve white t-shirt, jeans and sneakers is a welcome change of pace for Phelps.

It is kind of sad that an American icon like Michael Phelps can't seem to purchase an American made vehicle. Hey Mike, I can hook you up with a guy if you're looking for a Ford F-150.
It's even sadder to see Deadspin joining in the obsession with Phelps' auto tastes. Would AJ and the boys rather see Phelps spending his millions on bong parties? Wait, what am I saying?

Posted originally: 2009-10-19 15:31:00
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