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Just when you thought it was safe to go out this Halloween...

Just when you thought it was safe to go out this Halloween...

Run for your lives!
It's....





BLACK LANTERN TED WILLIAMS!!!!


Don't be fooled by his headlessness. It's merely a flesh wound. It's a known fact that a zombie with Marine training retains his combat skills even while decapitated. Besides, if you think a severed head can't cause too much trouble, then you have obviously have never Re-Animator. (And no, I don't want to explain that one to you. And trust me, what you don't know about Re-Animator won't hurt you.)

(via Deadspin and about every other sports-themed website by now. It took me this long to come up with something funny to say about it, dangit! )
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Just when you thought it was safe to go out this Halloween...

Run for your lives!
It's....





BLACK LANTERN TED WILLIAMS!!!!


Don't be fooled by his headlessness. It's merely a flesh wound. It's a known fact that a zombie with Marine training retains his combat skills even while decapitated. Besides, if you think a severed head can't cause too much trouble, then you have obviously have never Re-Animator. (And no, I don't want to explain that one to you. And trust me, what you don't know about Re-Animator won't hurt you.)

(via Deadspin and about every other sports-themed website by now. It took me this long to come up with something funny to say about it, dangit! )

Posted originally: 2009-10-24 23:18:00
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