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Pop Quiz: The Georgia-Florida game

Written by Juan Cena on Friday, October 30 2009 and posted in SWRT

Just a quick pop quiz before That Adult Beverage Tasting Event Impersonating a Football Game between the Florida Gators and That Team From Athens Impersonating a Football Team:

1)After the game on Saturday Georgia will resemble:
a)Hannibal Lecter's prison cell after his escape in Silence of the Lambs.
b)Alderan after the Death Star attacked it in Star Wars.
c)
Apollo Creed after his fight with Ivan Drago in Rocky IV.

2)After losing to Florida, Georgia fans will be calling for UGA defense coordinator Willie Martinez's
a)Job
b)Head
c)Blood
d)Rear End
e)Wait, they're not doing that already?

3)Urban Meyer and Tim Tebow's relationship most closely resembles:
a)Mr. Miyagi and Daniel LaRousso
b)Obi Wan Kenobi and Luke Skywalker
b)Batman and Robin (Bruce Wayne and Dick Grayson)
c)Batman and Robin (Bruce Wayne and Jason Todd)
d)Batman and Robin (Bruce Wayne and Tim Drake)
e)Batman and Robin (Dick Grayson and Damien Wayne) (Why does DC Comics have to pull this crap all the time?)
f)we're not even going to go there, but...



4)Joe Cox's nickname given to him by EDSBS is
a)"The Ginger Ninja"
b)"The Ginger Shogun"
c)"The Ginger Geisha"

5) Which song best describes the feeling the Jacksonville Jaguars get when watching the crowds at the "World's Largest Outdoor [CENSORED BY DR. MICHAEL ADAMS] Party" is"
a)"Jealous", by Gene Loves Jezebel
b)"Why Can't I Be You", by The Cure
c)"California Here I Come"
d)"London Calling", by The Clash
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Just a quick pop quiz before That Adult Beverage Tasting Event Impersonating a Football Game between the Florida Gators and That Team From Athens Impersonating a Football Team:

1)After the game on Saturday Georgia will resemble:
a)Hannibal Lecter's prison cell after his escape in Silence of the Lambs.
b)Alderan after the Death Star attacked it in Star Wars.
c)
Apollo Creed after his fight with Ivan Drago in Rocky IV.

2)After losing to Florida, Georgia fans will be calling for UGA defense coordinator Willie Martinez's
a)Job
b)Head
c)Blood
d)Rear End
e)Wait, they're not doing that already?

3)Urban Meyer and Tim Tebow's relationship most closely resembles:
a)Mr. Miyagi and Daniel LaRousso
b)Obi Wan Kenobi and Luke Skywalker
b)Batman and Robin (Bruce Wayne and Dick Grayson)
c)Batman and Robin (Bruce Wayne and Jason Todd)
d)Batman and Robin (Bruce Wayne and Tim Drake)
e)Batman and Robin (Dick Grayson and Damien Wayne) (Why does DC Comics have to pull this crap all the time?)
f)we're not even going to go there, but...



4)Joe Cox's nickname given to him by EDSBS is
a)"The Ginger Ninja"
b)"The Ginger Shogun"
c)"The Ginger Geisha"

5) Which song best describes the feeling the Jacksonville Jaguars get when watching the crowds at the "World's Largest Outdoor [CENSORED BY DR. MICHAEL ADAMS] Party" is"
a)"Jealous", by Gene Loves Jezebel
b)"Why Can't I Be You", by The Cure
c)"California Here I Come"
d)"London Calling", by The Clash

Posted originally: 2009-10-29 17:58:00
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