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Someone give Manu Ginobili a cheeseburger

Written by Juan Cena on Tuesday, November 03 2009 and posted in SWRT

Here's the least shocking result of San Antonio Spurs' guard Manu Ginobili's epic smackdown of a bat during Saturday nights game against the Sacramento Kings: PETA's p.o.ed.
Here's the quote from PETA nutjobmember Amanda Schinke: The NBA should go ahead and name Ginobili Player of the Year. That or give him a good steak dinner.
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To bludgeon a 4-ounce animal to death, it takes either a small man or a totally unthinking one—with no respect or consideration for lives humbler than his own. This is a time when athletes in particular need to be on their best behavior around any animal and show that they have brains and a heart, not just reactionary brawn.

Bats always try to avoid contact with humans, and there are plenty of easy ways to keep bats out of a basketball arena (or your home). We hope that the next time someone’s life is on the line, Manu Ginobili will take just a few seconds to think before he acts.


The NBA should go ahead and name Ginobili Player of the Year. That or give him a good steak dinner. There has to be at least one good Brazilian steakhouse in San Antonio. There's a couple of Ruths Chris Steak Houses down there according to their website. At least take him to Whataburger.



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Here's the least shocking result of San Antonio Spurs' guard Manu Ginobili's epic smackdown of a bat during Saturday nights game against the Sacramento Kings: PETA's p.o.ed.
Here's the quote from PETA nutjobmember Amanda Schinke: The NBA should go ahead and name Ginobili Player of the Year. That or give him a good steak dinner.
.
To bludgeon a 4-ounce animal to death, it takes either a small man or a totally unthinking one—with no respect or consideration for lives humbler than his own. This is a time when athletes in particular need to be on their best behavior around any animal and show that they have brains and a heart, not just reactionary brawn.

Bats always try to avoid contact with humans, and there are plenty of easy ways to keep bats out of a basketball arena (or your home). We hope that the next time someone’s life is on the line, Manu Ginobili will take just a few seconds to think before he acts.


The NBA should go ahead and name Ginobili Player of the Year. That or give him a good steak dinner. There has to be at least one good Brazilian steakhouse in San Antonio. There's a couple of Ruths Chris Steak Houses down there according to their website. At least take him to Whataburger.




Posted originally: 2009-11-03 00:42:00
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