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Tim Lincecum's off season has already gone to pot


Tim Lincecum's off season has only been about a month or so long and it's already gone to pot...literally. Seems the former Cy Young winner for the San Francisco Giants was busted for misdemeanor posssession of marijuana.
According to The Colombian (I'm not making that up!) Lincecum was pulled over for speeding in his Mercedes-Benz on October 30. The report goes as follows:
The speed limit there is 60 mph. The trooper pulled the Mercedes over. When the driver, Lincecum, rolled down his window, the trooper smelled marijuana. He asked Lincecum to hand it over, and Lincecum reached into his dashboard console and produced a small pouch and a pipe, Schatzel said.
The amount was 3.3 grams, Schatzel said, which is considered only enough for personal use. Lincecum did not appear to be impaired behind the wheel and is not being charged with a felony crime, Schatzel said.
"Not unless there's something else going on," Schatzel said. "With this amount of marijuana, that's normally the way we deal with it."

There's a Michael Phelps joke around here somewhere, but I can't seem to find it.
The report states Lincecum is scheduled to arriagned on Nov. 23. No word when Bud Selig plans to take young Timmy back behind the woodshed.

(via Deadspin, The Columbian)


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Tim Lincecum's off season has only been about a month or so long and it's already gone to pot...literally. Seems the former Cy Young winner for the San Francisco Giants was busted for misdemeanor posssession of marijuana.
According to The Colombian (I'm not making that up!) Lincecum was pulled over for speeding in his Mercedes-Benz on October 30. The report goes as follows:
The speed limit there is 60 mph. The trooper pulled the Mercedes over. When the driver, Lincecum, rolled down his window, the trooper smelled marijuana. He asked Lincecum to hand it over, and Lincecum reached into his dashboard console and produced a small pouch and a pipe, Schatzel said.
The amount was 3.3 grams, Schatzel said, which is considered only enough for personal use. Lincecum did not appear to be impaired behind the wheel and is not being charged with a felony crime, Schatzel said.
"Not unless there's something else going on," Schatzel said. "With this amount of marijuana, that's normally the way we deal with it."

There's a Michael Phelps joke around here somewhere, but I can't seem to find it.
The report states Lincecum is scheduled to arriagned on Nov. 23. No word when Bud Selig plans to take young Timmy back behind the woodshed.

(via Deadspin, The Columbian)



Posted originally: 2009-11-05 23:09:00
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