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[BLEEP] YOU, MASCOT:Superfrog


Hi, Superfrog. You're the mascot of TCU, this year's BCS buster darling that really isn't going to bust anything. Not even with those horns on your arms and legs. You're nest hope for the BCS championship is for Florida and Alabama to be abducted by giant cave spiders during the SEC Championship. I don't see that happening.
Superfrog? I don't think so. Sorry, I'm not seeing any frog here. Not even a horned frog. I'd say you're more like a kiddie-fide version of Doomsday, the monster that "killed" Superman (he got better).



I'll bet that Superfrog doesn't get a lot of dates. You think girls are going to want to make out with a guy with spikes on his arms and legs? Nah, I didn't think so. And seriously, the shimmel shirt doesn't help your chances there, either. Wearing that as everyday fashion went out in 1983. Going for the retro-tool look there, Superfrog?
You're more lame than impressive there, Superfrog. In a sea of goofy mascots, you're more the flotsam or jetsam.

(apologies as usual to Matthew Gasteier)


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Hi, Superfrog. You're the mascot of TCU, this year's BCS buster darling that really isn't going to bust anything. Not even with those horns on your arms and legs. You're nest hope for the BCS championship is for Florida and Alabama to be abducted by giant cave spiders during the SEC Championship. I don't see that happening.
Superfrog? I don't think so. Sorry, I'm not seeing any frog here. Not even a horned frog. I'd say you're more like a kiddie-fide version of Doomsday, the monster that "killed" Superman (he got better).



I'll bet that Superfrog doesn't get a lot of dates. You think girls are going to want to make out with a guy with spikes on his arms and legs? Nah, I didn't think so. And seriously, the shimmel shirt doesn't help your chances there, either. Wearing that as everyday fashion went out in 1983. Going for the retro-tool look there, Superfrog?
You're more lame than impressive there, Superfrog. In a sea of goofy mascots, you're more the flotsam or jetsam.

(apologies as usual to Matthew Gasteier)



Posted originally: 2009-11-10 14:35:00
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