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Tony Gonzalez looks for an excure to get nekkid


The late great Southern humorist Lewis Grizzard once said "In the south there's a difference between 'Naked' and 'Nekkid.' 'Naked' means you don't have any clothes on. Nekkid' means you don't have any clothes on ... and you're up to somethin!" Well, Atlanta Falcons tight end Tony Gonzalezis up to somethin'. And yes, he's nekkid.
It seems Gonzalez has gone where many a celebrity have gone before him: he gone and done an ad for PeTA in the buff. Yep Tony Gonzalez is one of them kind of fellas...a vegan. And he and his wife October (what January was taken? Oh wait, it was) have followed in the footsteps of Pamela Anderson and Eva Mendes is baring it all for America's most annoying animal rights group. It's another in a long series of anti-fur ads that PeTA is infamous for.
The ad covers most of the unmentionable stuff up. And no, you don't get to see Gonzalez's tight...well, you know. And I'm sure Falcons' owner Arthur Blank and GM Thomas Dimitroff and really gonna love this kind of exposure.

(via The Sporting Blog)


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The late great Southern humorist Lewis Grizzard once said "In the south there's a difference between 'Naked' and 'Nekkid.' 'Naked' means you don't have any clothes on. Nekkid' means you don't have any clothes on ... and you're up to somethin!" Well, Atlanta Falcons tight end Tony Gonzalezis up to somethin'. And yes, he's nekkid.
It seems Gonzalez has gone where many a celebrity have gone before him: he gone and done an ad for PeTA in the buff. Yep Tony Gonzalez is one of them kind of fellas...a vegan. And he and his wife October (what January was taken? Oh wait, it was) have followed in the footsteps of Pamela Anderson and Eva Mendes is baring it all for America's most annoying animal rights group. It's another in a long series of anti-fur ads that PeTA is infamous for.
The ad covers most of the unmentionable stuff up. And no, you don't get to see Gonzalez's tight...well, you know. And I'm sure Falcons' owner Arthur Blank and GM Thomas Dimitroff and really gonna love this kind of exposure.

(via The Sporting Blog)



Posted originally: 2009-11-11 15:42:00
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