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Ode to Mike Tyson beating up a photographer


What does Tyson dream of, when beats a paparazzi stooge?
Does he dream of eating children, or Robin Givens in a Catwoman suit?
Don't you worry your pretty tatooed head we're get you out on bail and to your cozy Tyson bed.
And then we'll find our bestfriend Mike and then we're gonna give him a best friend hug.
Mike, Mike, Oh Mike, Mikey, Mikey, Mike, Mike
But if he's gets locked up with O.J Simpson,
well then we're s**t out of luck.


Syndicated from Shirts With Random Triangles

What does Tyson dream of, when beats a paparazzi stooge?
Does he dream of eating children, or Robin Givens in a Catwoman suit?
Don't you worry your pretty tatooed head we're get you out on bail and to your cozy Tyson bed.
And then we'll find our bestfriend Mike and then we're gonna give him a best friend hug.
Mike, Mike, Oh Mike, Mikey, Mikey, Mike, Mike
But if he's gets locked up with O.J Simpson,
well then we're s**t out of luck.



Posted originally: 2009-11-12 23:11:00
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