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[BLEEP] YOU, MASCOT! Pouncer the Tiger

Written by Juan Cena on Friday, November 13 2009 and posted in SWRT

Hi, Pouncer the Tiger. How are things at Memphis? How's Coach West doing? Oh yeah, he got canned this week. And he pretty much threw the program under the bus on his way out. At least you've got John Calipari and that Final Fo...oh yeah, he dumped you for Kentucky. And that Final Four appearance was wiped off the record because of the Derrick Rose mess. Oh well, at least you have the future. No matter how bleak it is.

(apologies as usual to Matthew Gasteier)


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Hi, Pouncer the Tiger. How are things at Memphis? How's Coach West doing? Oh yeah, he got canned this week. And he pretty much threw the program under the bus on his way out. At least you've got John Calipari and that Final Fo...oh yeah, he dumped you for Kentucky. And that Final Four appearance was wiped off the record because of the Derrick Rose mess. Oh well, at least you have the future. No matter how bleak it is.

(apologies as usual to Matthew Gasteier)



Posted originally: 2009-11-13 15:25:00
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