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The real Jay Cutler won't talk to NBC, so they should interview a fake one


It looks like Bob Costas is going to need someone outside the Chicago Bears' organization to interview. Jay Cutler, Lovie Smith, and Bears' GM Jerry Angelo have all turned down NBC's requests for on-air interviews the guy that punked Dan Patrick out of all of those Emmys.
If I could be so bold as to give a substitute for Costas to have a sit down with, how about NotJayCutler, the tweeter uh..."personality" that has done a lot to destroy Kissing Suzie Kolber's image of Cutler as a grade A box of kittens? A few (almost SFW) gems of wisdom from the horses read end mouth:

"A kid in a hospital asked me to throw a TD for him on Sunday. WTF, I was just there to get some Valtrex."

"Thank God Jake Delhomme is playing tomorrow night. Nobody will ever mention my five picks again."
"I just dared Josh Beekman to put a huge stack of Pringles in his mouth. I think he's dead."


"Rex Grossman's dad is talking **** about me. Guess I can't blame him for defending his daughter."

"People are saying our season is already over. If that's so, how come Lovie won't let me go to Cancun next week?"

"A stripper pole is so 2005. I'm going to get a mechanical bull in my crib."

"There's far worse things than throwing 5 INT's and getting fined 20K all inside of 24 hours. Like, for one, being Brady Quinn..."

"Dude, it'd be sweet as **** if Affliction did our game jerseys."

(Do you know what's really sad? I really want to see what Affliction-style NFL jerseys would look like. I suck.)

"Nice pass, Orton. Did your sister teach you to throw like that?"


Bob Costas interviewing the fake Jay Cutler would be a whole lot more interesting than him interviewing the real one, I can tell you that.

(via Chicago Sun-Times, Kissing Suzie Kolber , Twitter )


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It looks like Bob Costas is going to need someone outside the Chicago Bears' organization to interview. Jay Cutler, Lovie Smith, and Bears' GM Jerry Angelo have all turned down NBC's requests for on-air interviews the guy that punked Dan Patrick out of all of those Emmys.
If I could be so bold as to give a substitute for Costas to have a sit down with, how about NotJayCutler, the tweeter uh..."personality" that has done a lot to destroy Kissing Suzie Kolber's image of Cutler as a grade A box of kittens? A few (almost SFW) gems of wisdom from the horses read end mouth:

"A kid in a hospital asked me to throw a TD for him on Sunday. WTF, I was just there to get some Valtrex."

"Thank God Jake Delhomme is playing tomorrow night. Nobody will ever mention my five picks again."
"I just dared Josh Beekman to put a huge stack of Pringles in his mouth. I think he's dead."


"Rex Grossman's dad is talking **** about me. Guess I can't blame him for defending his daughter."

"People are saying our season is already over. If that's so, how come Lovie won't let me go to Cancun next week?"

"A stripper pole is so 2005. I'm going to get a mechanical bull in my crib."

"There's far worse things than throwing 5 INT's and getting fined 20K all inside of 24 hours. Like, for one, being Brady Quinn..."

"Dude, it'd be sweet as **** if Affliction did our game jerseys."

(Do you know what's really sad? I really want to see what Affliction-style NFL jerseys would look like. I suck.)

"Nice pass, Orton. Did your sister teach you to throw like that?"


Bob Costas interviewing the fake Jay Cutler would be a whole lot more interesting than him interviewing the real one, I can tell you that.

(via Chicago Sun-Times, Kissing Suzie Kolber , Twitter )



Posted originally: 2009-11-19 23:54:00
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