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[BLEEP] YOU, MASCOT! Quatchi


What the frak? Seriously. What. The. Frak? It looks like Hello Kitty got drunk and was knocked up by Captain Caveman (the Hanna-Barbera character, not Warming Glow and Kissing Suzy Kolber's resident Jarhead). This is what came out nine months later (or however long it takes furries to gestate).
This is actually Quatchi, one of the mascots for the 2010 Winter Olympic Games in Vancouner, Canada. In case you couldn't tell by the name Quatchi is susposed to be a Sasquatch. Yeah, I'm gonna download in by skivvies if I see this goober in the forests of Canada. Seriously, you call that a Sasquatch? THIS is a Sasquatch:



John Byrne >Whichever dang fool came up with Quatchi.
Vancouver 2010's official website says Quatchi's dream is "To become a world-famous goalie," or at least the world's most famous goalie in Canada. Boy, he sure does look pretty imposing there in front of the net, doesn't he? I'll bet Alexander Ovechkin is shaking in his skates looking at this. Is party now indeed.
I guess we could expect worse ideas for a mascot from Canada. Monte the French Canadian Maple Leaf maybe? Though maybe a sasquatch was a tad too cliche maybe. They should've gone with a Wendigo. Trust me, wendigo's are way cooler than sasquatches. Nine out of ten X-Men agree.


(Two John Byrne references in one post. FTW.)

(apologies as usual to Matthew Gasteier. Probably one or two to Marvel Comics also.)


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What the frak? Seriously. What. The. Frak? It looks like Hello Kitty got drunk and was knocked up by Captain Caveman (the Hanna-Barbera character, not Warming Glow and Kissing Suzy Kolber's resident Jarhead). This is what came out nine months later (or however long it takes furries to gestate).
This is actually Quatchi, one of the mascots for the 2010 Winter Olympic Games in Vancouner, Canada. In case you couldn't tell by the name Quatchi is susposed to be a Sasquatch. Yeah, I'm gonna download in by skivvies if I see this goober in the forests of Canada. Seriously, you call that a Sasquatch? THIS is a Sasquatch:



John Byrne >Whichever dang fool came up with Quatchi.
Vancouver 2010's official website says Quatchi's dream is "To become a world-famous goalie," or at least the world's most famous goalie in Canada. Boy, he sure does look pretty imposing there in front of the net, doesn't he? I'll bet Alexander Ovechkin is shaking in his skates looking at this. Is party now indeed.
I guess we could expect worse ideas for a mascot from Canada. Monte the French Canadian Maple Leaf maybe? Though maybe a sasquatch was a tad too cliche maybe. They should've gone with a Wendigo. Trust me, wendigo's are way cooler than sasquatches. Nine out of ten X-Men agree.


(Two John Byrne references in one post. FTW.)

(apologies as usual to Matthew Gasteier. Probably one or two to Marvel Comics also.)



Posted originally: 2009-11-29 22:33:00
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