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Momma Stanford doesn't like Son Matthew's potty mouth

It seems that Detroit Lions rookie qb Matthew Stafford had a problem worse than...well, that he plays for the Detroit Lions. His problem? Hess seems to have a little problem of diarrhea of the mouth. As shown in these slightly edited highlights:



Needless to say, Mr. Stafford's mother, Margaret Stafford, isn't too pleased with young Matthew's use of language.

"What I didn't like about it was watching the tackle again and seeing him curled up in pain," she wrote in an e-mail. "And for the record, I might have said the same thing if I had been in his situation -- but I'm still his mom and need to remind him to watch his language."


If Ms. Stafford thinks that's bad she should have heard the cussing from Dawg fans when he left ditched Georgia a year early to go pro. Or better yet, what they think of appropriately named Joe Cox. And if she had to wake up every morning knowing she was contractually obligated to play for the Detroit Lions (much less having to wake up in or around Detroit almost every morning), she probably cuss a lot too.

(via Detroit Free Press)


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It seems that Detroit Lions rookie qb Matthew Stafford had a problem worse than...well, that he plays for the Detroit Lions. His problem? Hess seems to have a little problem of diarrhea of the mouth. As shown in these slightly edited highlights:



Needless to say, Mr. Stafford's mother, Margaret Stafford, isn't too pleased with young Matthew's use of language.

"What I didn't like about it was watching the tackle again and seeing him curled up in pain," she wrote in an e-mail. "And for the record, I might have said the same thing if I had been in his situation -- but I'm still his mom and need to remind him to watch his language."


If Ms. Stafford thinks that's bad she should have heard the cussing from Dawg fans when he left ditched Georgia a year early to go pro. Or better yet, what they think of appropriately named Joe Cox. And if she had to wake up every morning knowing she was contractually obligated to play for the Detroit Lions (much less having to wake up in or around Detroit almost every morning), she probably cuss a lot too.

(via Detroit Free Press)



Posted originally: 2009-12-03 14:43:00
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