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[BLEEP] YOU, MASCOT! Albert the Aligator



See, I told you I was going to get to Albert the Alligator, didn't I?
Look, Florida. I get it. You're Florida. Florida is full of Alligators. Therefore your team nickname is the Gators. I get it. What I don't get? Why you had to go and name your furry costumed mascot Albert. You want to know why, because the dang name was already taken!
Does this gentle fella ring a bell?




Yep, it's Albert Alligator from Pogo. You ripped off Walt Kelly, dangit! What, nobody at Florida could come up with a more original name? Florida should be lucky Black Lantern Walt Kelly doesn't go down to Gainesville and deck your halls to Boston, Charlie.

(Apologies as usual to Matthew Gasteier)


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See, I told you I was going to get to Albert the Alligator, didn't I?
Look, Florida. I get it. You're Florida. Florida is full of Alligators. Therefore your team nickname is the Gators. I get it. What I don't get? Why you had to go and name your furry costumed mascot Albert. You want to know why, because the dang name was already taken!
Does this gentle fella ring a bell?




Yep, it's Albert Alligator from Pogo. You ripped off Walt Kelly, dangit! What, nobody at Florida could come up with a more original name? Florida should be lucky Black Lantern Walt Kelly doesn't go down to Gainesville and deck your halls to Boston, Charlie.

(Apologies as usual to Matthew Gasteier)



Posted originally: 2009-12-05 00:10:00
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