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[BLEEP] YOU, MASCOT! Sly Fox

Written by Juan Cena on Sunday, February 14 2010 and posted in SWRT

Don't let the baseball diamond fool you. Sly Fox is the mascot of the NBA's New Jersey Nets. At least he is until they move to Brooklyn to be doing. If they move they move that is. Or maybe they'll move to Newark. Everything is up in the air, as is as big of a mess as the team is on the court.
So maybe it's appropriate that Sly is on a pitcher's mound. If things totally go to shreds he might be looking for another gig. Of course things could get worse for Sly. Most people look at Sly's silvery fur-covered body and see a cuddly mascot. Johnny Weir, on the other hand...


Johnny-boy here could make three or four costumes out of Sly's hide.


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Don't let the baseball diamond fool you. Sly Fox is the mascot of the NBA's New Jersey Nets. At least he is until they move to Brooklyn to be doing. If they move they move that is. Or maybe they'll move to Newark. Everything is up in the air, as is as big of a mess as the team is on the court.
So maybe it's appropriate that Sly is on a pitcher's mound. If things totally go to shreds he might be looking for another gig. Of course things could get worse for Sly. Most people look at Sly's silvery fur-covered body and see a cuddly mascot. Johnny Weir, on the other hand...


Johnny-boy here could make three or four costumes out of Sly's hide.



Posted originally: 2010-02-14 16:19:00
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