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Terence More has issues with MVPuppets


Terence Moore thinks Nike's "MVPuppets" of Kobe Bryant and LeBron James demean African-Americans. Well, there's a shock. Moore's a longtime expert at abusing the race card, so this is just par from the course.
Moore refers to Kobe and LeBron's puppet avatars as "the anti-Barack Obamas" and that they "mostly lounge around their apartment as they live in a world filled with rapping and folks speaking broken English."
What really set Moore off is the "House on Fire" commercial where "Kobe's" shoes set the puppet's shared house on fire.
Just like various poisons, these Kobe-LeBron puppet commercials have names, which brings me to the one that pushed me over the edge: "Shoes on fire." It begins with Kobe and LeBron returning home to a smoldering mess after an inferno at their apartment. They are questioned by a couple of firemen who are sifting through the rubble inside the shoe closet of the two players. After a while, the white fireman says to the black fireman, "Chief, I think we've got something over here," as the white fireman holds up one of Kobe's smoking sneakers with a pair of pliers. Then the black fireman goes into his best Pigmeat Markham routine (you know, "Heah com du judge") by snapping his neck while saying, "I'm tell YOU as an official of the fire department -- this shoe right heah is just . . . TOO hot." To which the Kobe puppet says to the LeBron puppet with glee, "LeBron, you hear that? My shoe hot." Ha, ha. Ho, ho. Barf, barf.


I don't want to say Moore's got hearing problems, but I watched the offending part of the clip several times over, and I'm pretty sure that the Fire Chief puppet says "I'm telling you" as opposed to "I'm tell YOU." Maybe it's time Moore went to the otologist.

(via Fanhouse)


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Terence Moore thinks Nike's "MVPuppets" of Kobe Bryant and LeBron James demean African-Americans. Well, there's a shock. Moore's a longtime expert at abusing the race card, so this is just par from the course.
Moore refers to Kobe and LeBron's puppet avatars as "the anti-Barack Obamas" and that they "mostly lounge around their apartment as they live in a world filled with rapping and folks speaking broken English."
What really set Moore off is the "House on Fire" commercial where "Kobe's" shoes set the puppet's shared house on fire.
Just like various poisons, these Kobe-LeBron puppet commercials have names, which brings me to the one that pushed me over the edge: "Shoes on fire." It begins with Kobe and LeBron returning home to a smoldering mess after an inferno at their apartment. They are questioned by a couple of firemen who are sifting through the rubble inside the shoe closet of the two players. After a while, the white fireman says to the black fireman, "Chief, I think we've got something over here," as the white fireman holds up one of Kobe's smoking sneakers with a pair of pliers. Then the black fireman goes into his best Pigmeat Markham routine (you know, "Heah com du judge") by snapping his neck while saying, "I'm tell YOU as an official of the fire department -- this shoe right heah is just . . . TOO hot." To which the Kobe puppet says to the LeBron puppet with glee, "LeBron, you hear that? My shoe hot." Ha, ha. Ho, ho. Barf, barf.


I don't want to say Moore's got hearing problems, but I watched the offending part of the clip several times over, and I'm pretty sure that the Fire Chief puppet says "I'm telling you" as opposed to "I'm tell YOU." Maybe it's time Moore went to the otologist.

(via Fanhouse)



Posted originally: 2010-02-18 14:40:00
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