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Ricky Stanzi vs. Joe Paterno with the fate of the Free World at stake (or something like that)

Written by Juan Cena on Friday, April 02 2010 and posted in SWRT

Black Heart Gold Pants' "Marchinfornication" tournament has almost reached its absurd conclusion. It's the "Real" Captain America" Ricky Stanzi vs. "The embodiment of all that's evil" Joe Paterno (Apparently nobody in Iowa has ever heard of Steve Spurrier. JoePa may be a communist, but everybody knows Spurrier wears that visor to hide his horns).
Stanzi's got his hands full because JoePa has back up. In the sinister guise of Edward Khil (aka Trolololol guy), Trololcat, and...the Alaska Nanooks Polar Bear? I'm calling BS on that last one. There's no way the REAL Alaska Nanooks Polar Bear would EVER betray his country like JoePa has. This has to be a Skrull or something.
Stanzi's got his hands full, but with the fate of America and the Free World at state nothing will stop him. Read Part One here, Part Two here, Part Three here, and Part Four here. Then do your part to save America and send JoePa back to that communist that is Happy Valley. It's a conflict of good vs. evil more interesting than anything either Grant Morrison or Geoff Johns has come up with lately.

(via Black Hearts Gold Pants)


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Black Heart Gold Pants' "Marchinfornication" tournament has almost reached its absurd conclusion. It's the "Real" Captain America" Ricky Stanzi vs. "The embodiment of all that's evil" Joe Paterno (Apparently nobody in Iowa has ever heard of Steve Spurrier. JoePa may be a communist, but everybody knows Spurrier wears that visor to hide his horns).
Stanzi's got his hands full because JoePa has back up. In the sinister guise of Edward Khil (aka Trolololol guy), Trololcat, and...the Alaska Nanooks Polar Bear? I'm calling BS on that last one. There's no way the REAL Alaska Nanooks Polar Bear would EVER betray his country like JoePa has. This has to be a Skrull or something.
Stanzi's got his hands full, but with the fate of America and the Free World at state nothing will stop him. Read Part One here, Part Two here, Part Three here, and Part Four here. Then do your part to save America and send JoePa back to that communist that is Happy Valley. It's a conflict of good vs. evil more interesting than anything either Grant Morrison or Geoff Johns has come up with lately.

(via Black Hearts Gold Pants)



Posted originally: 2010-04-02 15:16:00
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