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[BLEEP] YOU, MASCOT! Sympathy for the Duke Blue Devil


Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a mascot of wealth and taste
I've been around for since 1923
Stole many a March Madness dreams away

And I was 'round when Kentucky
Had their moment of doubt and pain
Made dang sure that Laettner
Made his shot and sealed their fate

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game

(apologies as usual to Matthew Gasteier. Along with The Rolling Stones.)


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Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a mascot of wealth and taste
I've been around for since 1923
Stole many a March Madness dreams away

And I was 'round when Kentucky
Had their moment of doubt and pain
Made dang sure that Laettner
Made his shot and sealed their fate

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game

(apologies as usual to Matthew Gasteier. Along with The Rolling Stones.)



Posted originally: 2010-04-02 17:41:00
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