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More proof that the Pittsburgh Pirates aren't even trying

Written by Juan Cena on Wednesday, April 07 2010 and posted in SWRT
The following is apparently a promo that the Pittsburgh Pirates are showing between innings at PNC Park.



It would be nice to say that at least the Pirates were trying, but they're not. Look at all the elements of this promo: The cheesy late-Eighties style animation. The sorry music. The Freudian hot dog and bun duo sadly trying to recreate a classic movie intermission moment (the one used in the drive-in scene in Grease, if you're not old enough to actually remember when movies theaters had such things). The lines "It's time to shoot some hot dogs," and "Catch yourselves some meat" that sounds more appropriate for Ted Nugent Spirit of the Wild.All around fail. "Shoot some hot dogs?" It's more like the Pirates are shooting themselves in the foot...again.

(via Walkoff Walk, With Leather)


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The following is apparently a promo that the Pittsburgh Pirates are showing between innings at PNC Park.



It would be nice to say that at least the Pirates were trying, but they're not. Look at all the elements of this promo: The cheesy late-Eighties style animation. The sorry music. The Freudian hot dog and bun duo sadly trying to recreate a classic movie intermission moment (the one used in the drive-in scene in Grease, if you're not old enough to actually remember when movies theaters had such things). The lines "It's time to shoot some hot dogs," and "Catch yourselves some meat" that sounds more appropriate for Ted Nugent Spirit of the Wild.All around fail. "Shoot some hot dogs?" It's more like the Pirates are shooting themselves in the foot...again.

(via Walkoff Walk, With Leather)



Posted originally: 2010-04-07 13:16:00
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