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Billy Butler: The perils of being a Kansas City Royal

Written by Juan Cena on Friday, April 09 2010 and posted in SWRT

Billy Butler has a hard life. Not only is he doomed to be a member of the Kansas City Royals, but dangit, he can't even get a decent haircut.

"Wife tried to help with brutal haircut. Was looking good until she noticed a spot she missed forgot guard and chunk GONE...had to buzz it."

"My wife felt so bad bout the hairdo(n't)She even said "I think it makes you LOOK faster...more aerodynamic." I know its brutal but come on.."

@JanaCorrie Well, I paid $13 for a bad haircut...wife just tried to fix it. Before I was sporting bald I was sporting a flat top army style!

As you can tell from the image above, Butler looks like he just left the barber shop at Parris Island (at least head-wise. The goatee is another story). The good news it will grow out in a week or two. The bad news is that Butler will still be a Royal.

(via Walkoff Walk, Billy Butler's Twitter)


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Billy Butler has a hard life. Not only is he doomed to be a member of the Kansas City Royals, but dangit, he can't even get a decent haircut.

"Wife tried to help with brutal haircut. Was looking good until she noticed a spot she missed forgot guard and chunk GONE...had to buzz it."

"My wife felt so bad bout the hairdo(n't)She even said "I think it makes you LOOK faster...more aerodynamic." I know its brutal but come on.."

@JanaCorrie Well, I paid $13 for a bad haircut...wife just tried to fix it. Before I was sporting bald I was sporting a flat top army style!

As you can tell from the image above, Butler looks like he just left the barber shop at Parris Island (at least head-wise. The goatee is another story). The good news it will grow out in a week or two. The bad news is that Butler will still be a Royal.

(via Walkoff Walk, Billy Butler's Twitter)



Posted originally: 2010-04-09 16:11:00
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