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The NFL Draft can be a drag.

Written by Juan Cena on Friday, April 23 2010 and posted in SWRT

The end of he first round of the NFL Draft usually means the end of most of the fun. Though this year is an exception, watching Jimmy Clausen tumble while Mel Kiper Jr's hair explodes over the fact Tim Tebow went in the first round ahead of him.
Of course, the new three-day format of the Draft also means there's a lot of down time between rounds. What to do with all that time to fill?
Well there's always the ever-productive "Let's take players in the Draft and give them drag queen names!" game. So SWRT went to Midsumma Drag Queen Name Generator and popped a few notable names in.


Sam Bradford - "Paige Turner"
Gerald McCoy - "Maya Thickinthighya"
Tim Tebow - "Lurleen Cuisine"
Ndamukong Suh - Fool! Suh don't need a drag queen name! But... if he did, he'd be "Sue Nahmi"
Colt McCoy - "Madam Demanda Pash"
C.J. Spiller - "Bertha Vanation"
Demaryius Thomas - "Sal Monella"
Jimmy Clausen - "Sharon Needles"
Eric Berry - "Virginia Hamm"
Dez Bryant - "Fifi Wang"
Bryan Bulaga - "Mari Wanna"
And to complete his humiliation:
Mel Kiper Jr. - "Tanya Hide"


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The end of he first round of the NFL Draft usually means the end of most of the fun. Though this year is an exception, watching Jimmy Clausen tumble while Mel Kiper Jr's hair explodes over the fact Tim Tebow went in the first round ahead of him.
Of course, the new three-day format of the Draft also means there's a lot of down time between rounds. What to do with all that time to fill?
Well there's always the ever-productive "Let's take players in the Draft and give them drag queen names!" game. So SWRT went to Midsumma Drag Queen Name Generator and popped a few notable names in.


Sam Bradford - "Paige Turner"
Gerald McCoy - "Maya Thickinthighya"
Tim Tebow - "Lurleen Cuisine"
Ndamukong Suh - Fool! Suh don't need a drag queen name! But... if he did, he'd be "Sue Nahmi"
Colt McCoy - "Madam Demanda Pash"
C.J. Spiller - "Bertha Vanation"
Demaryius Thomas - "Sal Monella"
Jimmy Clausen - "Sharon Needles"
Eric Berry - "Virginia Hamm"
Dez Bryant - "Fifi Wang"
Bryan Bulaga - "Mari Wanna"
And to complete his humiliation:
Mel Kiper Jr. - "Tanya Hide"



Posted originally: 2010-04-23 05:47:00
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