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Sports Illustrated on Ben Roethlisberger: The Hangover


What does Big Ben dream of
When he takes a little Big Ben snooze?
Does he dream of how he screwed up
Going to Milledgeville for a few brews.
Don't you worry your little scruffy head
You're suspended for six games, you may only be out four instead.
Then you'll return to the Gold and Black
And your teammates will pretend they're glad you're back.
Ben, Ben, Oh Ben , Benji, Benji, Ben, Ben.
But if you're caught again with your pants down
Then you're **** out of luck.


(Apologies to Ed Helms)

(via Deadspin)


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What does Big Ben dream of
When he takes a little Big Ben snooze?
Does he dream of how he screwed up
Going to Milledgeville for a few brews.
Don't you worry your little scruffy head
You're suspended for six games, you may only be out four instead.
Then you'll return to the Gold and Black
And your teammates will pretend they're glad you're back.
Ben, Ben, Oh Ben , Benji, Benji, Ben, Ben.
But if you're caught again with your pants down
Then you're **** out of luck.


(Apologies to Ed Helms)

(via Deadspin)



Posted originally: 2010-05-04 23:44:00
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