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Dustin Pedrioa wants to take you to the laser show

Written by Juan Cena on Thursday, May 06 2010 and posted in SWRT

Here's Dustin Pedroia giving support to his Red Sox teammate David Ortiz, who's been in a slump since...well, since ever. Inadvertently, he's given America it's next great pick-up line. Take a listen to this little gem. Then go start practicing it in the mirror.



Yes America. No longer "the laser show" be reserved for those lazy nights at Stone Mountain where pop music is paired with technology that seems more and more archaic compared to Pixar's film library and Avatar. Now the "laser show" will be what every wannabe "Situation" is going to try to take the "Snooki" of his affection he sees at the bar. "Yo girl, wanna see the laser show?" This may be the greatest thing since Ric Flair transformed "Space Mountain" into something other a ride at Disneyland.

(via The Really Dirty Mets Blog)


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Here's Dustin Pedroia giving support to his Red Sox teammate David Ortiz, who's been in a slump since...well, since ever. Inadvertently, he's given America it's next great pick-up line. Take a listen to this little gem. Then go start practicing it in the mirror.



Yes America. No longer "the laser show" be reserved for those lazy nights at Stone Mountain where pop music is paired with technology that seems more and more archaic compared to Pixar's film library and Avatar. Now the "laser show" will be what every wannabe "Situation" is going to try to take the "Snooki" of his affection he sees at the bar. "Yo girl, wanna see the laser show?" This may be the greatest thing since Ric Flair transformed "Space Mountain" into something other a ride at Disneyland.

(via The Really Dirty Mets Blog)



Posted originally: 2010-05-06 17:07:00
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