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Somehow this makes sense: Tim Tebow, Twilight, and the Mayan Apocalypse

Written by Juan Cena on Friday, May 07 2010 and posted in SWRT

Some kid decided to post a YouTube clip rambling on about Tim Tebow and Twilight. And then tosses in dreading that The Hobbit movie might not come out before the world is supposed to end when the Mayan calendar runs out in 2012.



So why is this being posted here? Because somehow Tim Tebow and the Twilight saga go together. Don't ask why, but they do. And throw the Mayan Apocalypse into the mix just seems fitting too. It just all seems natural, somehow.
And no, Tim Tebow isn't a vampire. He's played too many games in the Florida sunshine for that. But if Josh McDaniels has dreams where His Tebowness rips his clothes off while turning into a wolf...well, it just wouldn't be too shocking.


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Some kid decided to post a YouTube clip rambling on about Tim Tebow and Twilight. And then tosses in dreading that The Hobbit movie might not come out before the world is supposed to end when the Mayan calendar runs out in 2012.



So why is this being posted here? Because somehow Tim Tebow and the Twilight saga go together. Don't ask why, but they do. And throw the Mayan Apocalypse into the mix just seems fitting too. It just all seems natural, somehow.
And no, Tim Tebow isn't a vampire. He's played too many games in the Florida sunshine for that. But if Josh McDaniels has dreams where His Tebowness rips his clothes off while turning into a wolf...well, it just wouldn't be too shocking.



Posted originally: 2010-05-07 15:36:00
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