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"Sexy" Lane Kiffin: It's Midnight, Cinderella


It's over. "Sexy" Lane Kiffin's dreams of becoming Esquire's "Sexiest Woman Alive" have crashed and burned. Blame voters who voted for soccer player (and former Gator) Heather Mitts. Mitts won by a 59%-41% margin.
The same thing pretty much went down for the other Cinderellas in the field. Tanith Belbin was beaten by Stacy Keibler, who will be Mitts' "Elite Eight" competition. Olivia Munn went down to Evangeline Lilly (so to speak). The only "Elite Eight" matchup worth caring about now is Candice Swanepoel vs. Brooklyn Decker.
But in honor of "Sexy" Lane, SWRT leaves you with this mini-tribute.

Goodbye "Sexy" Lane
Though I never knew you at all
You had the grace to hold yourself
While those around you got eliminated
They crawled out of the internet
And they put you in their bracket
They set you in the tournament
And they gave you a "Sexy" name
chorus
And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a Kiffin in the wind
Never knowing who to cling to
When the votes came in
And I would have liked to have known you
But I was just a blogger
Your bracket busted long before
Your legend ever did

(Apologies to Elton John and Bernie Taupin)

(Via Esquire)


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It's over. "Sexy" Lane Kiffin's dreams of becoming Esquire's "Sexiest Woman Alive" have crashed and burned. Blame voters who voted for soccer player (and former Gator) Heather Mitts. Mitts won by a 59%-41% margin.
The same thing pretty much went down for the other Cinderellas in the field. Tanith Belbin was beaten by Stacy Keibler, who will be Mitts' "Elite Eight" competition. Olivia Munn went down to Evangeline Lilly (so to speak). The only "Elite Eight" matchup worth caring about now is Candice Swanepoel vs. Brooklyn Decker.
But in honor of "Sexy" Lane, SWRT leaves you with this mini-tribute.

Goodbye "Sexy" Lane
Though I never knew you at all
You had the grace to hold yourself
While those around you got eliminated
They crawled out of the internet
And they put you in their bracket
They set you in the tournament
And they gave you a "Sexy" name
chorus
And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a Kiffin in the wind
Never knowing who to cling to
When the votes came in
And I would have liked to have known you
But I was just a blogger
Your bracket busted long before
Your legend ever did

(Apologies to Elton John and Bernie Taupin)

(Via Esquire)



Posted originally: 2010-05-21 16:00:00
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