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Vols blogger goes Full Metal Jacket for Derek Dooley.



It's still a little too early to tell how the shotgun marriage of Vols Fans and Derek Dooley is doing. It'll probably take until at least after the Georgia game to see if this relationship has legs. So is with curious interest that Loser With Socks has declared its undying loyalty to Vince and Barbara's baby boy.

"This is my coach. There are many like him, but this Dooley is mine. My Dooley has the best hair in the SEC. He is my life. I must master him as I must master my life. My Dooley, without me, is useless. Without my Dooley, I am useless. I live free cause I am a Vol. My Dooley will defend our Judea-Christian heritage while taking on the Old Dixie Mafia that has taken control of the SEC Commissioners exalted position. My Dooley is renewing his wedding vows, the padre is going to read the GAME MAXIMS at the altar [HT Rogan-Berry]."


While it's admittedly kind of hard to see Derek Dooley in the role of R. Lee Ermey, you have to admire the faith that some in the Frosted Orange Nation have put into him. It's devotion like that which might require UT to beef up security at games next season. You never know when when one of those fans turns into Private Pyle (and I don't mean Gomer).

(via Loser With Socks)


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It's still a little too early to tell how the shotgun marriage of Vols Fans and Derek Dooley is doing. It'll probably take until at least after the Georgia game to see if this relationship has legs. So is with curious interest that Loser With Socks has declared its undying loyalty to Vince and Barbara's baby boy.

"This is my coach. There are many like him, but this Dooley is mine. My Dooley has the best hair in the SEC. He is my life. I must master him as I must master my life. My Dooley, without me, is useless. Without my Dooley, I am useless. I live free cause I am a Vol. My Dooley will defend our Judea-Christian heritage while taking on the Old Dixie Mafia that has taken control of the SEC Commissioners exalted position. My Dooley is renewing his wedding vows, the padre is going to read the GAME MAXIMS at the altar [HT Rogan-Berry]."


While it's admittedly kind of hard to see Derek Dooley in the role of R. Lee Ermey, you have to admire the faith that some in the Frosted Orange Nation have put into him. It's devotion like that which might require UT to beef up security at games next season. You never know when when one of those fans turns into Private Pyle (and I don't mean Gomer).

(via Loser With Socks)



Posted originally: 2010-05-22 07:14:00
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