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What Passes for Life: Saturday hi-jinks

Written by Juan Cena on Saturday, May 22 2010 and posted in SWRT
(What Passes for Life is SWRT's collection of sports and non sports related links and hi-jinks.)

Danica Patrick has poor showing at Indy 500 qualifying. First she loses out to "Sexy" Lane Kiffin in the Esquire "Sexiest Woman Alive Madness" tournament, now this. (Atlanta Journal-Constitution)

"Hey, Joe Simpson..."



"Wanna go to a goat ropin? I'll pick you up at six."

Dirk Nowitzki reportedly plans to opt out of contract with Dallas Mavericks. Nowitzki officially becomes the booby prize in the LaBron James sweepstakes. (ESPN)

It sucks being Connecticut. The state's next US Senator may either be a) A Democrat who "embelished: his Vietnam-era military career, or b) Former WWE CEO Linda McMahon. Worse, the state gets stuck with the Yankees-Mets game on FOX tonight instead of the Red Sox-Phillies matchup. ( Yahoo! News, Sox & Dawgs)

Did somebody mention something about a goat ropin?


"Can I bring my sheep?"


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(What Passes for Life is SWRT's collection of sports and non sports related links and hi-jinks.)

Danica Patrick has poor showing at Indy 500 qualifying. First she loses out to "Sexy" Lane Kiffin in the Esquire "Sexiest Woman Alive Madness" tournament, now this. (Atlanta Journal-Constitution)

"Hey, Joe Simpson..."



"Wanna go to a goat ropin? I'll pick you up at six."

Dirk Nowitzki reportedly plans to opt out of contract with Dallas Mavericks. Nowitzki officially becomes the booby prize in the LaBron James sweepstakes. (ESPN)

It sucks being Connecticut. The state's next US Senator may either be a) A Democrat who "embelished: his Vietnam-era military career, or b) Former WWE CEO Linda McMahon. Worse, the state gets stuck with the Yankees-Mets game on FOX tonight instead of the Red Sox-Phillies matchup. ( Yahoo! News, Sox & Dawgs)

Did somebody mention something about a goat ropin?


"Can I bring my sheep?"



Posted originally: 2010-05-22 16:48:00
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