- Written by Frankenstein, Former Agent of S.H.A.D.E. on Saturday, December 15 2012 and posted in Columns
FRANK NO KNOW WHAT WRITE HERE! WHAT 'TEASER' MEAN?
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FRANK HERE! FRANK NO FORGET FRANK HELP!
From twitter @holtom2000 asks: 'what's Dracula and the Wolfman up to this Christmas?'
DRACULA LOVE CHRISTMAS! IT DARK ALL THE TIME NEAR SOLSTICE! DRACULA SAY DARK GOOD! DRACULA STILL OWE FRANK £11 AND FRANK BET HE NO SEE IT FOR CHRISTMAS! DRACULA GO TO CHURCH ON CHRISTMAS EVE THEN MOVIES ON CHRSTMAS! THIS YEAR DRACULA SEE LES MISERABLES! DRACULA HAVE CRUSH ON HUGH JACKMAN!
WOLFMAN SAD AT CHIRSTMAS! WOLFMAN HAVE NO FRIENDS OR FAMILY! WOLFMAN IS A DICK AND NO ONE LIKE HIM. SMELL LIKE WET DOG, EVEN WHEN NOT A WOLF. WOLFMAN WEIRD!
From facebook William Pentecost-Bratton asks: 'Hey Frank! What was your favorite team-up in the DCU?'
FRANK LIKE TEAMING UP WITH CREATURE COMMANDOS BECAUSE DOG GUY PEE EVERYWHERE! PEE FUNNY! FRANK NO PEE! FRANK NO LIKE WORKING WITH BRIDE OF FRANK! SHE MEAN AND SCARY, EVEN TO MONSTER LIKE FRANK! WOMEN! WARREN GRIFFITH LAME! WOLFMAN LAME! NINA OK, BUT FRANK LIKE ABE SAPIEN MORE!
From the internet AnimalManSux asks: ‘Why does Animal Man suck so much?’
FRANK NO USED TO THINK ANIMAL MAN SUCK, BUT THEN HE MEAN TO FRANK ON TWITTER! MADE FRANK SAD! FRANK NO GET WHY THAT JERK STILL HAVE OWN BOOK AND FRANK DON’T! ANIMAL MAN THINK HE SO COOL BECAUSE HE CAN HAVE OCTOPUS POWERS! WELL, FRANK LIKE CALAMARI SO BRING IT! FRANK NO WANT JEFF LEMIRE TO HAVE TO PICK SIDES, BUT FRANK BETTER!
From skype Brad Thomson states: 'Dear Frank, I heard Frank Castle made a better Frankinstein than you.'
FRANKEN-CASTLE WAS AN INSULTING REPRESENTATION OF MONSTERS THAT SET THE MOVEMENT BACK 50 YEARS! ALL PUNISHER DID WAS PUT ON MONSTER-FACE AND DANCE AROUND LIKE FOOL! MAKE US ALL LOOK BAD! FRANK THINK PUNISHER SHOULD HAVE DIED IN THE LIST! GOOD DEATH AND FRANK WANT PUNISHER’S LEGS! GOOD LEGS!
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About the Author - Frankenstein, Former Agent of S.H.A.D.E.
Frankenstein is the swordwielding monsterfighting monster formerly employed by S.H.A.D.E., a global agency dedicated to fighting weird stuff. Unfortunately, Dan Didio laid off Frankenstein due to low sales, and Frank quickly lost the bulk of his intelligence trying to piece together DC continuity while updating his resume. Luckily, the Outhouse's staff is largely made up of dumb beasts, and Frank is now working as an contributing reporter while he is between jobs.
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