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Introducing DC's New 52 Slogans

Written by Christian on Wednesday, August 31 2011 and posted in Columns

The Outhouse suggests some slogans for DC to use when promoting their new Relaunch!

DC is heavily promoting their New 52 Relaunch with television ads, radio spots, print advertising and a heavy media blitz.  However, last night the Outhouse discovered that DC was missing a crucial part to their marketing campaign.  Nowhere to be found is a catchy slogan. 

Without further ado, here's what the Outhouse came up with to help bail DC out and ensure that their marketing push is a success.  Feel free to add your own suggestions in the comments below!

The New 52: Did You Like the 90's? So Did We!

The New 52: Employing More Jeans Models than the Other Guys.

The New 52: Because Every Comics Fan Should Own an Action Comics #1

The New 52: The Justice League Has Collars Now. Collars are Cool.

The New 52: See, Superman Can't Get Laid Either!

The New 52: Who's Wally West?

The New 52: Because Tridents Can Have More Than Three Prongs

The New 52: This Time It's Personal, Fanboys.

The New 52: Revising History More Than the Texas Board of Education.

The New 52: The Only Serpent in Our Comics Is the One in Batman's Pants.

The New 52: You Know What Else Has 52 Books? The Bible.

The New 52: We Retconned the Green Lantern Movie Out of Existence Too!

The New 52: It's Okay, Superman Doesn't Wear Underwear Either.

The New 52: Did You Know If You Take Away Jim Lee's Video Games, He Draws Comics?  Check Out Justice League #1 For Proof!

The New 52: This Time, It's Not a Gimmick!

The New 52: It's Either This or Actually Try to Do Something Different.

The New 52: You'll Believe a Bulletproof Alien Needs Armor.

The New 52: Fixing the Industry or Destroying It Irreparably? You Decide!

The New 52: At Least This Time, We Didn't Rape Your Childhoods

The New 52: Drawing the Line at Ten Bat Titles.

The New 52: We Took the JMS Approach and Abandoned the Old DCU for a Newer, Shinier Universe

The New 52: Superman Now 100% Less Sucky!  We Couldn't Do Anything about Aquaman, though.

The New 52: Same Management, Same Editors, Same Creators, Different Results. We Promise.

What do you think DC's slogan should be?  Feel free to leave your own suggestions in the comments!

Written or Contributed by: BlueStreak

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Christian is the exasperated Abbott to the Outhouse's Costello. When he's not yelling at the Newsroom for upsetting readers or complaining to his wife about why the Internet is stupid, he sits in his dingy business office trying to find new ways to make the site earn money. Christian is also the only person in history stupid enough to moderate two comic book forums at once.


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