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Ask The Ape: Back and Bigger than Ever!

Ask The Ape: Back and Bigger than Ever!

By Lord Simian in Archives on June 11, 2011

Ask the Ape is back, featuring illuminating questions and intelligent answers from our fearless leader Lord Simian and brand new co-host SuperginraiX.

The Good, The Bad and the Ugly

The Good, The Bad and the Ugly

By Chris in Archives on March 29, 2011

This week, Team Lex celebrates Gotham's 200th anniversary gala with a way-too-nostalgic look at Batman 89, and the murderous intersection of mobsters with writing instruments.

The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly

The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly

By Chris in Archives on September 3, 2010

This week, Team Lex jumps universes in pursuit of its namesake--Superman's nemesis, Lex Luthor!

The Good, The Bad & the Ugly

The Good, The Bad & the Ugly

By Chris in Archives on August 8, 2010

After a technological dark age, Team Lex finally throws the billy club at Frank Miller's Daredevil--and leaves no assassin unstabbed!


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Ask The Ape Special: Adventures in Retail

Ask The Ape Special: Adventures in Retail

By Robert Morris in Archives on August 12, 2009

Good evening, Children of Kong! In this installment of Ask the Ape, I'm afraid we'll not have time for questions.... no, today, I shall regale you with a TRUE account of my Adventures in Retail.  In fact, EVERYTHING I'm about to tell you about happened in just ONE DAY!!!


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Boom! Reviews (June 10, 2009)

Boom! Reviews (June 10, 2009)

By Greg in Archives on June 8, 2009

Reviews of Toy Story: The Mysterious Stranger #1, The Unknown #2, Mr. Stuffins #2, and The Unthinkable#2  


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Ask The Ape!

Ask The Ape!

By Robert Morris in Archives on February 11, 2009

And there came a day, when the Wisdom of Kong arose from the ashes!!! In today's column, the Lord of the Monkeys discusses lame superpowers, douchebags, and freezing superheroines in leather and spandex!


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The Third Book of Kong

The Third Book of Kong

By Robert Morris in Archives on December 24, 2008

OR "Divine Right: The Lineage of Max Power"


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Ask The Ape: Gods, Virgins, One Night Stands… and Infection!

Ask The Ape: Gods, Virgins, One Night Stands… and Infection!

By Lord Simian in Archives on June 17, 2008

Hello once again, Children of Kong! After far too long of a hiatus, the Lord of the Monkeys has returned, so as to share the wisdom of the Ape with you. Since we have a LOT of questions this time around, let’s get right into it! Starlord asks “Question: OMD, do you think it’s more [...]


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Ask the Ape- The Immortal Stan Lee, Forgotten Heroes, and a Special Guest Star!

Ask the Ape- The Immortal Stan Lee, Forgotten Heroes, and a Special Guest Star!

By Lord Simian in Archives on May 2, 2007

Welcome back everyone! The Lord of the Monkeys was just sitting here, enjoying a glass of scotch and smoking a fine cigar, and wondering what his beloved subjects have on their minds! What say we take a look into the old mailbag, shall we? What? No, you do not have a choice. The Lord of [...]


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Ask the Ape: Halo of the Outsiders, Baby May, and Julius Schwartz Monkeyin’ Around

Ask the Ape: Halo of the Outsiders, Baby May, and Julius Schwartz Monkeyin’ Around

By Lord Simian in Archives on April 8, 2007

So, we made it to the second column! I hope that you appreciated and enjoyed the wisdom of Almighty Kong imparted unto you last time. But it wasn’t enough: it’s never enough. And so you have returned to the Lord of the Monkeys, for another heaping helping of fun! Let’s get to it, [...]


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Ask the Monkey: Omniman, the Truth about the Spectre, and Daredevil Shining His Club

Ask the Monkey: Omniman, the Truth about the Spectre, and Daredevil Shining His Club

By Lord Simian in Archives on March 29, 2007

Welcome to the first installment of that most glorious of columns, Ask The Ape. Yes, the Lord of the Monkeys is here to explain to you humans things which might have escaped you in the past. Any comic related questions you might have, or even non-comic, let me know, and I shall [...]

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