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Peeing in Your Shower: Having Sex With Alan Moore pt. 1

Peeing in Your Shower: Having Sex With Alan Moore pt. 1

By Keb Ellis in Features on August 18, 2008

I’ve made it this far: number twenty-five! I might have got here sooner but it’s been a bit of a journey for me, mostly trying to figure out what I like about comics and what I want to write about them. So now here I am doing my “comics as literature” bit. I thought [...]


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NCAA Football Preview Pt. 1

NCAA Football Preview Pt. 1

By Ben Wilder in Features on August 17, 2008

ACC Atlantic Division Clemson and Wake Forest look to be the class of the division.  The Tigers come into 2008 loaded, with 18 starters returning.  They have 3 offensive players who were named to the Preseason All-ACC team in quarterback Cullen Harper, running back James Davis, and receiver Aaron Kelly.  The Demon Deacons come into [...]


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AL Week In Review 8-17-08

AL Week In Review 8-17-08

By Keith Backer in Features on August 17, 2008

The East Tampa Bay Rays: The Rays suffered two injuries to key players this week. First was Carl Crawford, with a subluxation (don’t ask me, I’m not a doctor) of his right middle finger tendon. He will have surgery to repair the tendon on Thursday. Recovery is expected to be 6-8 weeks, meaning Crawford [...]


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NL Week In Review 8-13-08

NL Week In Review 8-13-08

By Jesse Chin in Features on August 13, 2008

As I mentioned in my last column, August is usually a slow time in terms of baseball news and rumors. The non-waiver trading deadline has come and gone, teams have usually solidified their line-ups, and September call-ups are still a month away. So with the season past the two-thirds mark, [...]


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Shoot Those Damn Bluebirds: Put the Pearls & White Gloves Back On

Shoot Those Damn Bluebirds: Put the Pearls & White Gloves Back On

By Brian Burchette in Features on August 11, 2008

Hey look, Superman is crying… again! Batman is going over the deep end… again! Just what the hell is up with our heroes at the beginning of the new millennium? I’ll tell you what – lack of real women, that’s what! Superman married Lois Lane, who seems to be kicking more ass than he [...]


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Peeing in Your Shower: The American Crime Epic

Peeing in Your Shower: The American Crime Epic

By Keb Ellis in Features on August 11, 2008

You may not believe me when I say that 100 Bullets argues against the fact that you can’t mix crime with epic. After all, epics are usually about honour and valour, the highest point in human existence. Epics are usually where men and gods meet and grand battles take place. Crime stories involve [...]


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The College Perspective: Growing Up with a Covert Action Team

The College Perspective: Growing Up with a Covert Action Team

By Victor C. in Features on August 5, 2008

Hi, and welcome to the College Perspective, your invitation to the learned community.  Normally when a school atmosphere is evoked, one’s thoughts might rest upon a tradition of learning, enriching oneself through education. However, others may think of wide-eyed idealism, hypocrisy, and the naivety that comes with early life.  It’s on these lesser [...]


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Peeing in Your Shower: Y the Great Epic

Peeing in Your Shower: Y the Great Epic

By Keb Ellis in Features on August 5, 2008

(Massive spoilers for those who haven’t read the entire Y: the Last Man series…) There was a period of time between when I finished volume 9 and started volume ten of Y: the Last Man that I like to call a “the quiet before storm.” It’s not so much quiet but anticipation followed by [...]


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NL Week In Review 8-4-08

NL Week In Review 8-4-08

By Jesse Chin in Features on August 5, 2008

Unfortunately, due to work constraints, your normal NL Week in Review writer, Robert Emrich, was unable to complete this edition of the column. The powers that be, desperate to find a fill-in, settled on the second-rate scribe that you’re currently reading. Blame them for any vaginal discomfort you might [...]


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AL Week In Review 8-4-08

AL Week In Review 8-4-08

By Keith Backer in Features on August 5, 2008

Trade Deadline Special I’m going to take a break from the usual weekly update and focus on something a little different this week. The Major League trade deadline was Thursday afternoon, and over the previous week, there have been some major moves. A number of contenders improved their team through trades. I thought this [...]


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Tabletop Wisdom: The Germans Scored a Critical Hit

Tabletop Wisdom: The Germans Scored a Critical Hit

By wisdom000 in Features on July 30, 2008

By Wisdom000 Everyone here knows my all consuming love for Cyberpunk 2020, so it should come as no surprise to anyone that I keep up with current events, what little there are, of this nigh abandoned game. Abandoned may not be the proper phrase. What R. Talsorian did (the publishers of Cyberpunk 2020 and many other [...]


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Six Days of Madness, One Day of Mayhem: Wednesdays are Just the Beginning

Six Days of Madness, One Day of Mayhem: Wednesdays are Just the Beginning

By Lucretius in Features on July 30, 2008

It’s Wednesday and your money is begging to be spent.  Comic Book Day is here!  Your excitement bubbles because your favorite title is beginning a new event that claims that “Nothing will ever be the same again”.  Never mind if it’s an utter lie…you’re psyched.  Your heart is racing and your adrenaline pumping.  You [...]

Super Reads Secret Invasion

Super Reads Secret Invasion

By SuperginraiX in Features on July 29, 2008

Still working our way through a nice pile 'o SI comics! This time we look at Mighty Avengers #16, The Incredible Hercules #119, X-Factor #33 and then jump into our time machines to finish off the Xandar-Skrull Invasion with Fantastic Four #'s 208 and 209.  Let's do this thing! Spoilers Ahead!


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Peeing in Your Shower: Deviating the Plot - Local

Peeing in Your Shower: Deviating the Plot - Local

By Keb Ellis in Features on July 28, 2008

I finally got the last two issues of Local in the mail. I’d almost given up on and forgotten about the series until about a month ago when my friend Nate told me the last issue came out. So yeah, I decided to drag the other ten issues out of my long-box and read [...]


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Video Gaming: The Best of E3 2008 - Nintendo Wii

Video Gaming: The Best of E3 2008 - Nintendo Wii

By GLX in Features on July 25, 2008

By GLX For comic fans, San Diego Comic Con is THE focal point for big announcements; Video gamers have E3. Here are my top 5 picks for the best Wii games from E3: 5. Wii Music Why it’s interesting: The concept of playing a variety of instruments using existing Wii accessories interests me from a gameplay perspective and [...]


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AL Week In Review 7-24-08

AL Week In Review 7-24-08

By Keith Backer in Features on July 24, 2008

The East The Boston Red Sox started the second half of the season by being swept by the juggernaut Angels. Rookie Clay Buchholz took his fifth loss of the season, bringing him to a disappointing record of 2-5. The Red Sox will need Buchholz to have a big second half to stay in the [...]


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NL Week In Review 7-21-08

NL Week In Review 7-21-08

By Robert Emrich in Features on July 22, 2008

With MLB’s July 31st trade deadline rapidly approaching, several teams have already made their moves. The Brewers have acquired CC Sabathia and Ray Durham for 6 prospects, while the Cubs obtained Rich Harden and Chad Gaudin for 4 players. The Phillies bolstered their rotation with the acquisition of Joe Blanton, but there are [...]

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