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The Outhouse Best of 2006

The Outhouse Best of 2006

By Outhouse Staff in Features on April 5, 2007

The votes have been submitted, the tallies taken, and here are your winners, Outhousers. Better LATE than never. This column gets the ASBARTBW award for tardiness. Best Title to Read in an Outhouse: 52. At $2.50/week for a weekly comic, this comic looked to be a drag on fanboys’ wallets for 2006-2007. But DC has [...]


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Peeing in the Shower: War, huh, What is it good for?

Peeing in the Shower: War, huh, What is it good for?

By Keb Ellis in Features on April 4, 2007

Hey everyone.  It’s been a while since I wrote something, so I’ve decided to take a look at war, and what it’s good for.  No, not absolutely nothing…  There’s a war going on.  It’s not being fought at home; it’s not being fought across the ocean.  It’s not being fought over the internet (though I’m sure [...]


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Ask the Asshole: Scratching Nuts in Public, Hot Tub Parties, and Melissa Rivers Fetishes

Ask the Asshole: Scratching Nuts in Public, Hot Tub Parties, and Melissa Rivers Fetishes

By Mike Mumah in Features on April 1, 2007

If there’s one thing you get a lot of in an outhouse, it’s Assholes. And in The Outhouse, one Asshole makes the most noise. This guru of geekdom is notoriously wise and well-versed, and is wiser and more versed than you are. So shut up, sit down and [...]


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Making A Mark: The Comic Book Show with an Online Comic

Making A Mark: The Comic Book Show with an Online Comic

By Michael Wiggam in Features on March 27, 2007

Here… Oh?! A promise is a promise is a promise. I said this week would be devoted to the “novels” of the NBC series “Heroes,” which is basically a comic book come to life. And, well, here we go… The NBC website houses twenty-five “novels” as of this article’s writing, with art by [...]


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Making A Mark: A Miss and a Hit

Making A Mark: A Miss and a Hit

By Michael Wiggam in Features on March 19, 2007

A (Very) Short Introduction Hello, I’m Michael Wiggam. I have been a comic fan since the time I could read: I used an issue of Firestorm and an X-Men coloring book to study phonics at the age of four. Now, twenty-two years [...]


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Forum Offline For SPAM upgrade

Forum Offline For SPAM upgrade

By Outhouse Staff in Features on March 16, 2007

I’m tired of battling the spammers by hand, so I’m taking the forum offline to install some new CAPTCHA goodies. Yes, this continues by fight against the robots. -KH ***Edit*** As of  2100 GMT, the Outhouse Forum is back online. And the robots are learning to cry.


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With Tolerance for…: A Feeding Frenzy

With Tolerance for…: A Feeding Frenzy

By GCom in Features on March 15, 2007

Written by GCom Okay. Captain America #25. How did that go for me and my store? Wednesday, March 7th, 2007. While the rest of the world is finding out about Captain America dying from various news sources, myself and the Filthy Assistants are working on getting the books out to the public, so we are blissfully unaware [...]


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How to Enjoy Comics: You’re the Boss

How to Enjoy Comics: You’re the Boss

By Outhouse Staff in Features on March 7, 2007

Written by john lewis Welcome to the very first edition of How to Enjoy Comics. Comic book fans have always been stereotyped as devoted, bordering on addicted, people who focus way too much on the details and it is the duty of myself and How to Enjoy Comics to fix the problem (and it helps with [...]


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Peeing in the Shower: Captain America

Peeing in the Shower: Captain America

By Keb Ellis in Features on March 7, 2007

In light of recent events, I’d like to issue a spoiler warning.  Don’t read this if you haven’t read the latest comic news. Captain America is dead. At least for now he is.  And it makes me wonder how far this pushes the political spectrum of Marvel comics.  Civil War was meant to push American values and [...]


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Flush That S#!T #3

Flush That S#!T #3

By Tony Mourlot in Features on February 28, 2007

Hey everyone! We decided to pull it together and bring you a new edition of Flush That S#!t and this time Misac and Sgt. Marvel came to party. This editions topics include the Ghost Rider movie, Joe Quesada, Spiderman’s return to black, The Boys and the single issue vs. the trade paperback. [...]


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The Order of Meetings

The Order of Meetings

By GCom in Features on January 28, 2007

By GCom I’ve a 2:00 appointment to sit down with a gentleman wanting me to sell a book. We’re going to sit down, discuss this deal. It’s a small press book from a creator who’s just getting out his first project. I’m talking to his ‘manager’, I think. They want me to give them shelf space for [...]


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The Lateral Progress

The Lateral Progress

By GCom in Features on January 20, 2007

By GCom Wow, it’s been a while since I wrote one of these, huh? Okay, let’s fix that. What’s been occupying me lately? CIVIL WAR: For a series that started with so much positive feeling, good publicity, support, and general happiness and cupcakes, this is falling away within my store. The sales are down across the board, including [...]


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Riding Coat-tails

Riding Coat-tails

By Keb Ellis in Features on January 19, 2007

 Note: Major spoilers if you’ve been living under a rock for the past six months!  It’s been one hell of a year for commercial comics.  Actually, it’s been a hell of a ride for the last three years or so.  In 2004 we saw the landmark Avengers: Disassembled begin a saga that would run [...]


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Everything I Needed to Know

Everything I Needed to Know

By wisdom000 in Features on January 9, 2007

By Wisdom000 When faced with confrontation, stress, or merely a question about morality, my mind often wanders to comic books… As a child, the following lessons were made clear to me through the wonderful medium of sequential art. Peter Parker taught me that you have to always do the right thing, even if it means putting yourself [...]


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Peeing in the Shower: Quality vs. Quantity

Peeing in the Shower: Quality vs. Quantity

By Keb Ellis in Features on January 2, 2007

(Just a quick point: This column is about a month late) I’m sitting here and reading the latest issue of Ultimates 2.  It took something like 6 months to come out, I think.  I don’t know because I stopped keeping track.  The series still isn’t done and I’m waiting because I just want to finish the [...]


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Flush That S#!t for December 18th

Flush That S#!t for December 18th

By Tony Mourlot in Features on December 18, 2006

Hey everyone, welcome to our 2nd edition of what used to be called “F&$# That Noise”, which has been renamed “Flush That S#!t” in a more productive manner.  This week we talk Avengers, Avengers, Avengers! (okay, not that much Avengers…) and Fantastic Four, and like…one thing from DC.  Ooh, we also have a very special guest.  You’ll [...]


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Interview with WOWIO.com’s Brett Burner

Interview with WOWIO.com’s Brett Burner

By Outhouse Staff in Features on December 4, 2006

The Outhouse has for your reading pleasure an interview with Brett Burner of WOWIO.com. Enjoy: The Outhouse: What exactly is WOWIO.com and how did it to come to life? Brett Burner: WOWIO is a revolutionary online bookstore dedicated to providing consumers with free, downloadable books through the use of paid, targeted advertising opportunities. WOWIO’s “Free Books + Free [...]

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