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Marvel Continues to Pretend ASM #698 Spoilers are Permanent with Amazing Spider-Man #700 Preview

Written by Jude Terror on Wednesday, November 21 2012 and posted in News with Benefits
Marvel Continues to Pretend ASM #698 Spoilers are Permanent with Amazing Spider-Man #700 Preview

Check out this spoilerific first look at the final issue of Amazing Spider-Man! SPOILERS INSIDE - YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

Source: Press Release

Marvel sent out a first look at Amazing Spider-Man #700, the final issue of the series before it is relaunched as Superior Spider-Man. As we all know from reading the forbidden spoilers to Amazing Spider-Man #698 several days ago waiting diligently for Amazing Spider-Man #698 to hit comic stores today and then reading it, Peter Parker has switched bodies with the dying Doctor Octopus, and Doc Ock will be taking on the role of Spider-Man in Superior Spider-Man.

And now, The Outhouse will attempt to break the world record for most sarcastic sentence ever written in a comic book news article. Here we go.


In Amazing Spider-Man #700, the final issue of the series that is both necessary to attract new readers and a permanent decision that will not revert back to original numbering the next time a milestone opportunity occurs, Uncle Ben makes his annual posthumous appearance to give Peter some sage advice as Peter meets all of his dead friends and relatives in a touching scene that is not at all cliche or overused, putting a fitting, respectful, and memorable cap on what most fans agree is one of the most epic, thoughtful, and original runs of all time by the esteemed and handsome creative genius, Dan Slott.

Yeah, I think we've got it.

Check out the press release and preview below.

Your First Look At The Final Issue Of AMAZING SPIDER-MAN!

Marvel is pleased to present your first look at Amazing Spider-Man #700, from the blockbuster creative team of Dan Slott and Humberto Ramos.

It’s the most anticipated comic of the year, and on December 26th, fans will truly see the end of Amazing Spider-Man! Celebrate the end of Marvel’s year long celebration of an amazing 50 years featuring the World’s Greatest Super Hero with 104 action-packed pages that when all is said and done, will leave you demanding more! Plus stories by JM DeMatteis & Giuseppe Camuncoli and Jen Van Meter & Stephanie Buscema AND letters answered by Stan Lee! Secrets are revealed, but the twists and turns are not done yet – no fan can miss this!

And when you think all is lost, the must-read story continues in Avenging Spider-Man #15.1 by Chris Yost and Paco Medina! There’s a reason this is the ONLY other Marvel comic on sale December 26th. But the only way you’ll find out is by picking it up!

All-new secrets revealed! An epic conclusion! This is Amazing Spider-Man!

This December, Dan Slott and Humberto Ramos bring us the final issue to Marvel’s longest run in Amazing Spider-Man #700!

Cover by MR. GARCIN
FOC- 11/26/12 On-Sale – 12/26/12

Written by CHRIS YOST
FOC- 11/26/12 On-Sale – 12/26/12 


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