- Written by Frankenstein, Former Agent of S.H.A.D.E. on Wednesday, December 05 2012 and posted in Features
NEED HELP? FRANKENSTEIN, FORMER AGENT OF S.H.A.D.E. IS HERE FOR YOU!
FRANK GRATEFUL OUTHOUSE GIVE FRANK JOB AFTER DARTH DIDIO FIRE FRANK! FIRE BAD!
FRANK WANT GIVE BACK, SO FRANK START ADVICE COLUMN! FRANK SMART AND WISE AND “LIVE” LONG TIME! FRANK SEE THINGS! FRANK HELP YOU, IF YOU ASK FOR IT AND IF YOU DON’T.
FRANK NO EVEN CHARGE ARM AND LEG FOR IT (SEE WHAT FRANK DO THERE? ARM AND LEG! FRANK FUNNY TOO!)
REMEMBER, FRANK HERE FOR YOU!
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About the Author - Frankenstein, Former Agent of S.H.A.D.E.
Frankenstein is the swordwielding monsterfighting monster formerly employed by S.H.A.D.E., a global agency dedicated to fighting weird stuff. Unfortunately, Dan Didio laid off Frankenstein due to low sales, and Frank quickly lost the bulk of his intelligence trying to piece together DC continuity while updating his resume. Luckily, the Outhouse's staff is largely made up of dumb beasts, and Frank is now working as an contributing reporter while he is between jobs.
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