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Jeopardy to Feature Marvel NOW! Category

Written by ThanosCopter on Tuesday, December 11 2012 and posted in News with Benefits
Jeopardy to Feature Marvel NOW! Category

The popular game show will feature a category on the Marvel relaunch.

Source: Marvel Press Release

Marvel has announced that Jeopardy will feature a category based on it's popular and strong-selling Marvel NOW! initiative.  While the questions weren't made available to the Outhouse, we sent intrepid Outhouse reporter Jude Terror in a dress to seduce Alex Trebek and secure the "answers" (remember, all the contestant's answers are in the form of a question).  Here's an exclusive look at the answers we obtained:

When he's not murdering his spawn, this "true adult" is the headmaster of a school of mutants who likes to seduce underaged and/or married redheads.

If you're a teenaged hero, watch out!  You're likely to be murdered for shock value in this comic book.

This once prominent mutant family now consists of a revolutionary nutjob who murdered his father figure, a lapdog stormtrooper for a fascist army commander and a suspected terrorist with a gimpy arm. 

This company also did a reboot last September, but it sucked, which is why it's currently licking Marvel's boots in the sales charts.

This book's third issue is expected to come out in May 2014, as soon as artist John Cassaday finishes drawing it.

This popular character is hanging up his suit after reliving a memory in which his arch-enemy slept with his beloved Aunt May. 

Oddly, these two critically acclaimed Marvel series aren't part of Marvel NOW!  That's probably why they a) good and b) the ones you should actually be reading.

While it's likely that Trebek planted these as decoys in order to get Jude off his back (literally), be sure to tune in on Thursday to see if any of the contestants know anything about comic books.


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ThanosCopter is a specially designed helicopter built to transport Thanos the Mad Titan. Built by Sterling Custom Helicopters, ThanosCopter appeared in several Marvel comics, before being abandoned by its owner during the character's ascension into major villainy. ThanosCopter was discovered by the Outhouse and given a second chance at life. He now buzzes merrily around the comic book industry, spreading snark, satire and humor like candy to small children.


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