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Zenescope Gives the Gift of Masturbation Fodder This Xmas

Written by Jude Terror on Thursday, December 20 2012 and posted in News with Benefits
Zenescope Gives the Gift of Masturbation Fodder This Xmas

Check out these holiday greetings from Zenescope Entertainment, the leader in softcore comic book porn.

Nothing says Christmas to this reporter like grabbing a glass of eggnog and sitting down in front of a stocking-adorned fireplace to masturbate furiously to drawings of anatomically-impossible women in skimpy clothing until you have to go to the emergency room with third degree chafe burns. Zenescope Entertainment feels the same way and has sent the following digital holiday cards out to the press.

Also included are covers for Fly the Fall #3, Sleepy Hollow #3, and Grimm Universe #2, which we are pretty sure implies Little Red Riding Hood is about to have sex with the wolf. Enjoy, you creepy spankers.


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Jude Terror is the Webmaster Supreme of The Outhouse and a sarcastic ace reporter dedicated to delivering irreverent comics and entertainment news to The Outhouse's dozens of loyal readers. Driven by a quest for vengeance, Jude Terror taught himself to program and joined The Outhouse. He instantly began working toward his goal of forcing the internet comics community to take itself less seriously and failing miserably. A certified trash eater ruining the pristine field of comics journalism with his sarcasm and goofiness, Jude Terror is secretly friendly and congenial, so if you've got a complaint, why not just bring it up to him instead of subtweeting like a jackass, jackass? You can find him on Twitter or try your luck with an email, but keep in mind that he is notoriously unreliable and may not get back to you right away. Unless you want to send him free stuff, in which case he'll get back to you immediately.

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