- Written by Frankenstein, Former Agent of S.H.A.D.E. on Monday, February 11 2013 and posted in Features
FRANK HELP BACK AFTER FRANK TAKE MUCH NEEDED BREAK! THIS HARDER THEN IT LOOK!
Source: NONE! FRANK IS SOURCE!
FRANK WANT SAY "SORRY" FOR NOT BEING HERE LAST WEEK! IT NO EXCUSE, BUT FRANK HAVE BAD WEEK OFF-LINE AND FRANK WAS IN NO MOOD TO HELP! FRANK BETTER NOW!
OHHHH - QUESTIONS!
From twitter, @TheThirdThomas asks: 'What Shakespeare character do you @DCFrankenstein most closely identify with? #FrankHelp'
AT FIRST, FRANK WANTED TO SAY THAT FRANK RELATE TO DESDEMONA FROM OTHELLO THE MOST BECAUSE FRANK THOUGHT THAT SHE DIE THEN TALK AGAIN LATER, BUT IT TURN OUT FRANK MAKE THAT UP IN FRANK’S HEAD. THEN FRANK THINK PUCK FROM MIDSUMMER’S NIGHT DREAM BECAUSE FRANK ALSO THINK MORTALS ARE FOOLS, BUT PUCK MEAN AND FRANK NICE! THEN FRANK REMEMBER THAT HE HATE SHAKESPEARE AND HE NO CARE ABOUT ANY OF THE CHARACTERS! FRANK DOES LIKE THE SONNET WHERE SHAKESPEARE TALK ABOUT BOOBS!
FRANK THINK MORE ON IT, AND FRANK RELATE BEST TO ROSENCRANTZ AND GUILDENSTERN BECAUSE, LIKE FRANK, THEY HAVE NO IDEA WHAT’S GOING ON AROUND THEM THEN THEY DIE!
From twitter, @TheThirdThomas asks: '@DCFrankenstein whatcha you talkin bout willis? … um I mean Frank.'
FRANK USUALLY TALKING ABOUT SAVAGING BODY PARTS, BUT RIGHT NOW FRANK TALKING ABOUT WHAT FRANK TALKING ABOUT! FRANK FEEL VERY META!
From www.theouthousers.com, xaraan asks: 'Frank, do companies that employ you get to claim they employ several different races due to your various parts?'
WHEN FRANK USED TO WORK FOR UNIVERSAL THEY TRY TO MAKE FRANK COUNT AS DIFFERENT RACES, BUT NO ONE KNOW HOW TO USE FRACTIONS ANYMORE AND FRANK ALWAYS CHANGING BODY PARTS AND HUMAN RESOURCES DEPARTMENT TO LAZY TO KEEP TRACK OF FRANK! DC, BEFORE THEY FIRE FRANK, CLAIMED FRANK AS TOKEN PUBLIC DOMAIN CHARACTER BUT THEN THEY DISCOVER THAT EVERYONE CLAIM FRANK FOR THAT AND IT NO COUNT! ALL FRANK KNOW IS THAT FRANK IS FRANK AND FRANK NO CARE WHAT OTHER PEOPLE THINK HE IS!
From www.theouthousers.com, S.F. Jude Terror asks: 'Frank, what do you think of the portrayal of your creator in Once Upon a Time?'
FRANK LIKE DR. FRANK ON ONCE UPON A TIME! FRANK REALLY LIKE BLACK AND WHITE EPISODE, IT LOOK JUST LIKE EUROPE DID WHEN FRANK MADE! FRANK ALSO LIKE ACTOR WHO PLAY DR. FRANK, HE WAS FRANK’S FAVORITE VILLAIN ON ALIAS! FRANK NO LIKE HOW THEY TRY AND MAKE DR. FRANK LOOK LIKE A BIG WHINER! HE NO WHINE ALL THE TIME, JUST WHEN HE DRINK! FRANK ALWAYS TRY AND GET DR. FRANK INTO A PROGRAM, BUT THEY NO INVENT AA WHEN DR. FRANK ALIVE!
FRANK MISS DR. FRANK, NOW FRANK SAD. THANKS MR. TERROR, YOU DEPRESS FRANK!
From www.theouthousers.com, Royal Nonesuch asks: 'Does the old adage "you can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose" no longer apply to you if you receive a nose from your friend?'
ROYAL ASK GROSS QUESTION. FRANK THINK IT OK TO PICK NOSE YOU GET FROM FRIEND BUT ONLY IF YOU ALSO HAVE FRIEND’S HAND AND FINGERS TO DO THE PICKING! OTHERWISE IT JUST WEIRD!
THAT IT FOR THIS FRANK HELP! FRANK ALMOST OUT OF QUESTIONS TO ANSWER, SO ASK MORE! MORE QUESTIONS GOOD! DATH DIDIO BAD!
TILL THEN, FRANK MISS YOU!
Our friends at Nix Comics are sponsoring The Outhouse this week. Show them you appreciate it by checking out their comics. One dollar from every Nix Comics sold this month will go to Kirby-4-Heroes.
Comment without an Outhouse Account using Facebook
Note: while you are welcome to speak your mind freely on any topic, we do ask that you keep discussion civil between each other. Nasty personal attacks against other commenters is strongly discouraged. Thanks!
About the Author - Frankenstein, Former Agent of S.H.A.D.E.
Frankenstein is the swordwielding monsterfighting monster formerly employed by S.H.A.D.E., a global agency dedicated to fighting weird stuff. Unfortunately, Dan Didio laid off Frankenstein due to low sales, and Frank quickly lost the bulk of his intelligence trying to piece together DC continuity while updating his resume. Luckily, the Outhouse's staff is largely made up of dumb beasts, and Frank is now working as an contributing reporter while he is between jobs.
More articles from Frankenstein, Former Agent of S.H.A.D.E.