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And They Fire Frank!

And They Fire Frank!

Frank know he no work for Marvel, but they all the same!



Source: May 2013 HULK Solicits: Why's THOR Kickin' It Old School?

Frank want make clear, Frank love old Walter Simonson!  Frank remember reading Simonson’s Thor when it come out. Frank old! Frank even take Omnibus out of house once before destroying village!  Frank favorite part when Thor turn into frog! That funny!

Frank no like new Simonson!  Covers to Indestructible Hulk look like what Frank draw when Frank do self-portraits, no pretty.   Frank ask twitter people what they think and Frank hear back from two people:

Why are you tweeting me? I don’t talk to dorks or nerds, even if they are monsters.
~Tony Harris

 

Who is Walter Simonson and why do I care? Eeee-ahhhh!
~Bobcat Goldthwait


Frank no know why Tony so mean, Frank think it because he has bad heart.  If he need new one, Frank know where to go.

Back to point, covers ugly, Marvel should hire Frank to draw covers, he do just as good a job and work for less money!  Frank even accept back door key to city morgue as payment.  It none of your business what for!

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INDESTRUCTIBLE HULK #7
MARK WAID (W) • WALT SIMONSON (A & C)
“GODS AND MONSTER” CONTINUES!!! FEATURING THOR!
• Hulk and Thor--together versus the Frost Giants!
• But what’s wrong with Thor--and why doesn’t he recognize Hulk?
• And Bruce Banner lands a bombshell surprise on his assistants!
32 PGS./Rated T+ …$3.99

 


 

INDESTRUCTIBLE HULK #8
MARK WAID (W) • WALT SIMONSON (A & C)
THE STARTLING CONCLUSION OF “GODS AND MONSTER”!!! FEATURING THOR!
• The Frost Giants prepare to invade Earth!
• Not even Hulk and Thor can stand in their way--so they’ll have to call in some help!
• Plus--the secret of the Portal to Jotunheim is revealed!
32 PGS./Rated T+ …$3.99

 






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Frankenstein is the swordwielding monsterfighting monster formerly employed by S.H.A.D.E., a global agency dedicated to fighting weird stuff. Unfortunately, Dan Didio laid off Frankenstein due to low sales, and Frank quickly lost the bulk of his intelligence trying to piece together DC continuity while updating his resume. Luckily, the Outhouse's staff is largely made up of dumb beasts, and Frank is now working as an contributing reporter while he is between jobs.
 

 


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