FRANK CONFUSED: Ultimate Universe Canceled Or Not?!
- Written by Frankenstein, Former Agent of S.H.A.D.E. on Tuesday, February 19 2013 and posted in News and Satire
Frank no know if should believe Bleeding Cool or Great One!
Source: The Twitters
Bleeding Cool say that there is rumors that Marvel cancel Ultimate Universe books! This confound Frank for two reasons: A) Frank no know Ultimate Universe still being published and 2) Frank read on Brian Michael Bendis’s twitter that this rumor no true!
The Ulitmate universe is not cancelled! the concept of legit comics reporting seems to be on its last legs though — BRIAN MICHAEL BENDIS (@BRIANMBENDIS) February 19, 2013
Bleeding Cool always right, just ask them (or, Frank’s readers can just go to Bleeding Cool and pick random article, which bound to have Rich Johnston patting self on back for being right about past rumors,) but but Bendis never lie to Frank! Well, except all those times Bendis say Powers going to come out on monthly schedule from now on, but that no count!
Frank no know who to believe; Bleeding Cool never cover Frank’s advice column, but Bendis no call Frank after Darth Didio fire Frank! Frank no have loyalty to either! Frank need more information.
FRANK UPDATE ARTICLE ALL BY HIMSELF: Frank friend Jude Terror find Frank YouTube video saying Ultimate Universe canceled! It on Internet twice, that mean it true!
OH, Frank friends, GHERU and doombug, on you tube also! Frank love movies!
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About the Author - Frankenstein, Former Agent of S.H.A.D.E.
Frankenstein is the swordwielding monsterfighting monster formerly employed by S.H.A.D.E., a global agency dedicated to fighting weird stuff. Unfortunately, Dan Didio laid off Frankenstein due to low sales, and Frank quickly lost the bulk of his intelligence trying to piece together DC continuity while updating his resume. Luckily, the Outhouse's staff is largely made up of dumb beasts, and Frank is now working as an contributing reporter while he is between jobs.
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