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Fox Nabs Batman to Play Moses

Written by El Presidente on Friday, March 15 2013 and posted in News with Benefits
Fox Nabs Batman to Play Moses

El Presidente has all your details.

Source: Hollywood Reporter

Greetings, comrades.  It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from a cave in the Red Sea.  Why?  Because I enjoy spelunking in the Holy Land!

A little bat has told me that Fox is aggressively pursuing actor Christian Bale to play Moses in Ridley Scott's exodus movie.  They believe that Bale is an excellent choice to play the Jewish prophet and Bale seems eager to jump into a role even bigger than Batman. 

Don't take this as the gospel truth, however.  Bale could demand more money and force Fox to cast someone like Dwayne Johnson or Steve Austin in the role.  However, if I were Fox and didn't believe in the Communist Revolution, I would offer Bale whatever it took to get him to part the Red Sea.

Of course, the question on everyone's lips is "But El Presidente, isn't Bale coming back to be in the Justice League movie?" And my response is 1) even if a Justice League movie were made with Bale, it wouldn't be filming for many more years and 2) why would Bale worry about a movie that doesn't exist? As far he is concerned, he is done with Justice League professionally.

That's all I have for now, comrades, but be assured that I will lead my people across the desert of scooplessness to find only the juiciest rumors. 


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About the Author - El Presidente

El Presidente gave up his position as President and Prime Minister of Cuba, as well as First Secretary of Cuba's Communist Party, in 2008 in order to concentrate on his true love: Hollywood gossip reporting. Forming the rumor website Cubano Review, El Presidente built a name for himself based on over THREE DOZEN industry credited trade scoops. Unfortunately, capitalist American trade embargoes have rendered unreachable from within the United States, forcing El Presidente to syndicate his articles to The Outhouse, which flies under the radar of the American oligarchy thanks to most leaders assuming it is a scat porn site, which, to be fair, is basically true.


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