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Frank’s Conversations With Not Alive People: Ultron

Written by Frankenstein, Former Agent of S.H.A.D.E. on Monday, March 18 2013 and posted in Features

Frank’s Conversations With Not Alive People: Ultron

Frank try something new, he interview fellow comic book monsters and then write it all down and tell you about it; this time Frank talk to Ultron from Age of Ultron.


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Hi Friends of Frank! How are you today? That good (or bad, Frank no can hear you), Frank have eventful weekend of being kidnapped and given ultimatum by genocidal robot, Ultron. Ultron tell Frank that unless Frank pass on message from Ultron Frank no longer exist. That no good, not existing bad! So Frank do what Ultron say even though he would have if Ultron had just asked nicely.

Here what Ultron want say:

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Frank no understand either, but Ultron no care. Ultron is not a nice robot. He continues:

01001011 01101110 01101111 01110111 00100000 01110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00101100 00100000 01010101 01101100 01110100 01110010 01101111 01101110 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01101110 01101111 01110100 00100000 01100001 01101101 01110101 01110011 01100101 01100100 00100000 01100010 01111001 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 01110011 01100101 00100000 01100011 01101111 01101101 01101101 01100101 01101110 01110100 01110011 00100000 01100001 01101110 01100100 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01110111 01101001 01101100 01101100 00100000 01100011 01101111 01101110 01110100 01101001 01101110 01110101 01100101 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01110000 01110101 01110010 01100011 01101000 01100001 01110011 01100101 00100000 01000001 01100111 01100101 00100000 01101111 01100110 00100000 01010101 01101100 01110100 01110010 01101111 01101110 00100000 01100001 01101110 01100100 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01110111 01101001 01101100 01101100 00100000 01100101 01101110 01101010 01101111 01111001 00100000 01101001 01110100 00101100 00100000 01101111 01110010 00100000 01001100 01101001 01101011 01100101 00100000 01100001 01101100 01101100 00100000 01101101 01101111 01101110 01110011 01110100 01100101 01110010 01110011 00101100 00100000 01000110 01110010 01100001 01101110 01101011 00100000 01101011 01101110 01101111 01110111 01110011 00100000 01100001 01101100 01101100 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01100100 01101001 01100110 01100110 01100101 01110010 01100101 01101110 01110100 00100000 01110111 01100001 01111001 01110011 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 01110010 01100101 00100000 01100001 01110010 01100101 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01110011 01100001 01111001 00100000 00011100 01101111 01110010 00100000 01100101 01101100 01110011 01100101 00011101 00100000 01100001 01101110 01100100 00100000 01000110 01110010 01100001 01101110 01101011 00100000 01101011 01101110 01101111 01110111 00100000 01110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110000 01100001 01110010 01110100 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01100001 00100000 01110100 01101000 01110010 01100101 01100001 01110100 00101100 00100000 01110011 01101111 00100000 01000110 01110010 01100001 01101110 01101011 00100000 01100001 01110011 01101011 00100000 00011100 01001111 01110010 00100000 01100101 01101100 01110011 01100101 00100000 01110111 01101000 01100001 01110100 00111111 00011101

Like all monsters, Frank knows all the different ways there are to say “or else” and Frank know this part is a threat, so Frank ask “Or else what?”

01011001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01110111 01101001 01101100 01101100 00100000 01110011 01110101 01100010 01101101 01101001 01110100 00100000 01101111 01110010 00100000 01110000 01100101 01110010 01101001 01110011 01101000 00100001

Frank want ask Ultron why his book so boring and ugly, but Frank no stupid and want to keep unliving, so Frank let it be.

Age of Ultron #3 will be out March 27, 2013
Written by BRIAN MICHAEL BENDIS
Art and Cover by BRYAN HITCH






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Frankenstein is the swordwielding monsterfighting monster formerly employed by S.H.A.D.E., a global agency dedicated to fighting weird stuff. Unfortunately, Dan Didio laid off Frankenstein due to low sales, and Frank quickly lost the bulk of his intelligence trying to piece together DC continuity while updating his resume. Luckily, the Outhouse's staff is largely made up of dumb beasts, and Frank is now working as an contributing reporter while he is between jobs.
 

 


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