Hey Look, Something Actually Happens in Age of Ultron #6
- Written by Jude Terror on Friday, March 22 2013 and posted in News and Satire
Source: Press Release
In Age of Ultron #1, a group of heroes led by a depressed Captain America mope around a dank basement! In Age of Ultron #2, a group of heroes led by a depressed Captain America mope around a dank basement, and Captain America has a plan! In a preview for Age of Ultron #5 we saw last week... a group of heroes led by a depressed Captain America mope around a dank basement. WTF?
Well, folks, things are about to change, because we just received a preview for Age of Ultron #6 from Marvel Comics, and it looks like the heroes have finally left the basement. Still no appearance from Ultron himself though. It is confirmed that Angela from Spawn will make a goddamn appearance in this comic, but we still have our doubts about Ultron, whom the event is named after.
Ah well, compared to some of "The Great One" Brian Bendis's other work, the pacing here is practically Silver Age, we suppose. I imagine the battle we see in the pages below will play out for another ten issues, interspersed with scenes of the characters having lunch. Then the whole thing will have some super controversial, internet-breaking ending, which is so top secret only Joe Quesada and all the readers of Bleeding Cool will know about it before it hits stores.
Here's the press release:
DO OR DIE! – Your First Look At AGE OF ULTRON #6!
This April, the heroes of the Marvel Universe bring the war to Ultron, in Age of Ultron #6 from the superstar creative team of writer Brian Michael Bendis and artists Brandon Peterson and Carlos Pacheco! The surviving heroes have decided to take a stand, following the lead of Captain America! But will it be enough? Meanwhile, Wolverine makes the most controversial decision the Marvel Universe has ever seen—and when fans see who agrees with him, they’ll be chomping at the bit for more!
Earth’s Mightiest are down to their last resort as they forge the ultimate plan to finally break free from Ultron’s ferocious iron grip. So what are you waiting for? Head on over to your local comic shop and reserve a copy of Age of Ultron #6!
AGE OF ULTRON #6 (FEB130480)
Written by BRIAN MICHAEL BENDIS
Art by BRANDON PETERSON & CARLOS PACHECO
Cover by BRANDON PETERSON
FOC – 3/25/13, ON-SALE – 4/17/13
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