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Massive Retcons Promised for Tony Stark in Iron Man #10 Teaser?!

Written by Jude Terror on Monday, April 22 2013 and posted in News with Benefits

Massive Retcons Promised for Tony Stark in Iron Man #10 Teaser?!

A new Marvel press release has Iron Man fans shaken and flustered with promises of a secret origin and something called the Stark Seven!

Source: Press Release

The Brains! The Distraction! The Alien! The Grunt! The Spy! The Muscle! The Bombshell! Who are these so-called Stark Seven?! What do they have to do with Tony Stark's origin?! His secret origin?! What?! AAIIIIEEEEEEEE!

Marvel sent out a press release today teasing Iron Man #10, and it has led to panic and confusion amongst fandom as fanboys struggle to cope with the promise of change. Will writer Kieron Gillen change everything we know about Tony Stark's origin during the Vietnam War the First Gulf War the War in Afghanistan?! Such a thing would be unheard of! Were Stark and all of his friends big fat fatsos in this secret origin, or is that the only way artist Dale Eaglesham knows how to draw people?! Hey, at least it's not Greg Land!

Check out the press release, and get ready to have your mind fucking blown, people, in Iron Man #10 from Marvel Comics! This shit is crazy, son!

Here's the press release:

The Secret Origin Of Tony Stark – ENTER: THE STARK SEVEN!

You know the origin of Iron Man, but what mysteries surround the Secret Origin of Tony Stark? It’s the biggest story to rock the life of the man behind the suit, and this April, the blockbuster creative team of Kieron Gillen and Dale Eaglesham uncover one of the secrets surrounding Tony’s past in Iron Man #10! But who are the “Stark Seven” and what do they have to do with Iron Man?

You’ve never read an Iron Man story quite like this and no fan can miss out on some of the biggest revelations that will not only impact the life of the Armored Avenger, but the entire Marvel Universe! So what are you waiting for? Head on over to your local comic shop now and reserve a copy of Iron Man #10!

Join the conversation on Twitter using #IronMan, and don’t forget to follow us at @Marvel []!

IRON MAN #10 (MAR130627)
Cover by GREG LAND


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