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FRANK HELP! - 05/01/2013

FRANK HELP! - 05/01/2013

THIS IS WHERE TEASER GO! FRANK NO EVER GOOD AT WRITING TEASER, SO HE TYPE GIBBERISH SO FRANK CAN SAVE ARTICLE!



Source: NONE! HUMAN QUESTIONS TOO EASY FOR SOURCES!

IT ROUGH WEEK ONLINE FOR FRIENDS OF FRANK AND OTHER BLOG THINGS!  FRANK KNOW WE ALL GET THOUGH IT, IF WE STAY TOGETHER!

FRANK KIDDING, FRANK NO THAT LAME, BAD WEEK IS BAD WEEK! BUT IT BETTER NOW!

WHY?

BECAUSE FRANK HELP!

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From twitter, @dbergene asks: '@DCFrankenstein Frank, are your loyalties torn with this almost X-Men like schism between the fine people of the Outhousers and dreadful DC?'

NO! DC FIRE THEN DEMOTE FRANK, FRANK NO HAVE ANY LOYALTIES TO THEM! OUTHOUSE HELP FRANK WHEN FRANK DOWN ON LUCK AND SUPPLY FRANK WITH ALL BODY PARTS FRANK NEEDS! NO ASK HOW!

IF FRANK CAN BE SERIOUS FOR MOMENT, DC BULLY! OUTHOUSE ALWAYS IGNORED BY DC, EVEN BEFORE FUN HAPPY TIMES, AND OUTHOUSE NO REALLY CARE! DC PULLED FRIEND OF FRANK TO SIDE TO SCOLD AT CON, THAT NOT COOL! YOU NO LIKE OUTHOUSE THAT FINE, BUT DC GUY NO HAVE TO BE DICK ABOUT IT.

From twitter, Annie_Morris27 asks: '@DCFrankenstein my beagle is plotting to kill me and assume my role in the family. What should I do?'

PERSEVERE, IT BEAGLE’S WORLD, YOU JUST LUCKY TO SHARE HOUSE! FRANK HAVE BEAGLE! FRANK NAME BEAGLE “DUCK.” DUCK USED TO TRY AND TRIP AND KILL FRANK SO FRANK HID DUCK’S FOOD FOR DAY AND DUCK REALIZE HE NEED FRANK TO SURVIVE!

THAT NO TRUE, DUCK LOOK AT FRANK WITH SAD BEAGLE EYES AND FRANK MELT! FRANK AND ANNIE_MONKEYLADY27 HAVE TO WATCH WHERE WALK SO NO STEP ON BOOBY TRAPS ON STAIR! HEH, FRANK SAY “BOOBY!”

From twitter, @PinkPeril asks: '@DCFrankenstein With the love the Big 2 have for events are you surprised it's taking so long for Trinity War to get going?'

NO! IT NOT LIKE DC HAS ACT TOGETHER!

From www.theouthousers.com, GLX asks: 'What's your last name?'

FRANK’S FIRST NAME WAS “MONSTER” THEN FRANK KILL DR. FRANK AND TAKE NAME “FRANK” FRANK NO CHANGE SINCE THEN!

From facebook, Lord Simian asks: 'Dear Frank: while you're explaining convoluted things, help me out on the end of LOST too, please? Love, Lord Simian.'

FRANK NO GET CONFUSIONS IT SIMPLE, THEY NOT ALWAYS DEAD! EVERYTHING FROM SEASON 1-6 HAPPEN AND THEY ALIVE! SEASON 7 SIDEWAYS UNIVERSE WHERE LOST PEOPLE DILLY DALLY UNTIL READY TO GO TO AFTERLIFE (SHOULD BE AFTER DEAD SO FRANK CAN GO, MORE NO FAIRNESS)! IT LIKE PURGATORY, OR READING AGE OF ULTRON! IT WHERE THEY GET HIGHER UNDERSTANDING OF PURPOSE AND LIFE AND MEANING AND TUNA! WHEN READY LOST PEOPLE MOVE ON TO WHATEVER AFTERLIFE LOST PEOPLE HAVE!

SIMPLE!

EVEN FRANK GET IT!

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THAT IT FOR THIS WEEK!

FRANK WANT REMIND FRIENDS OF FRANK THAT FRANK GAVE INTERVIEW AND YOUREAD HERE!

FRANK DID GOOD!  IF YOU NO AGREE LEAVE COMMENT AND FRANK TRACE YOUR IP AND WE TALK ABOUT IT, IN PERSON!  SOUND FUN?

WHERE CAN YOU ASK FRANK FOR HELP?

OUTHOUSE
TWITTER
TUMBLR

HAVE GOOD DAY!





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About the Author - Frankenstein, Former Agent of S.H.A.D.E.


Frankenstein is the swordwielding monsterfighting monster formerly employed by S.H.A.D.E., a global agency dedicated to fighting weird stuff. Unfortunately, Dan Didio laid off Frankenstein due to low sales, and Frank quickly lost the bulk of his intelligence trying to piece together DC continuity while updating his resume. Luckily, the Outhouse's staff is largely made up of dumb beasts, and Frank is now working as an contributing reporter while he is between jobs.
 

 


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