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FRANK HELP! - 05/15/2013

Written by Frankenstein, Former Agent of S.H.A.D.E. on Wednesday, May 15 2013 and posted in Features

FRANK HELP! - 05/15/2013

SHORT FRANK HELP! THIS WEEK!


Source: FRANK IS FRANK

HI FRIENDS OF FRANK! YOU HAVE GOOD WEEK? READ GOOD COMICS? YOU DID! GOOD FOR YOU! FRANK READ UNCANNY AVENGERS AGAIN, SO FRANK NOT AS LUCKY!

OHHH, QUESTIONS!

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From www.theouthousers.com, Lord Simian asks: 'Frank, what is your opinion on "turkey Bacon"? Or even "Canadian Bacon"? You know, these so called bacons that are in reality NOT bacon? Do the people who keep these things in existence qualify as evil fucks, or just annoying idiots?'

THERE ONLY ONE THING THAT IS BACON, AND ITS BACON! PEOPLE WHO MAKE, BUY, AND EAT NOT-BACON BAD! BACON GOOD! FRANK NO EVEN BOTHER WITH BODY PARTS OF PEOPLE WHO NO EAT BACON! FRANK THROW THEM AWAY TO BE EATEN BY RABID DUCKS!

From www.theouthousers.com, GLX asks: 'When it's time to party, do you always party hard?'

FRANK IS PRINCE OF PARTIES FLIGHT OF CONCORDS SING ABOUT!

FRANK PARTY HARD ALL TIME! FRANK PARTY SO HARD (HOW HARD?) SO HARD VILLAGERS CHASE FRANK WITH FIRE TO END PARTY! FIRE BAD! FRANK NO PARTY MUCH ANYMORE!

From www.theouthousers.com, sdsichero asks: 'FRANK do you have a pet? What is s/he made of?'

FRANK HAVE DOG! DOG MADE UP OF…DOG! FRANK NO UNDERSTAND QUESTION

From www.theouthousers.com, GLX asks: 'Should Maury have an episode focusing on people who take comics seriously....maybe too seriously?'

NO! FANBOYS NEED HELP, THAT TRUE, BUT IF MUARY PUT EXAMPLES OF THOSE SAD SACKS ON TV NORMAL PEOPLE RIOT! RIOT BAD! RIOTS NO EVER END WELL FOR FRANK! FIRE BAD!

From www.theouthousers.com, Black_Orchid asks: 'Ideal actor(s) to play you in a biopic movie?'

BRAD PITT OR RYAN GOSLING! THEY NO EVEN NEED MAKE-UP, FRANK THAT PRETTY!

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THAT IT! FRANK TOLD YOU IT SHORT!  YOU TALK TO FRANK ON TWITTER? FRANK GET SO LONELY!






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About the Author - Frankenstein, Former Agent of S.H.A.D.E.


Frankenstein is the swordwielding monsterfighting monster formerly employed by S.H.A.D.E., a global agency dedicated to fighting weird stuff. Unfortunately, Dan Didio laid off Frankenstein due to low sales, and Frank quickly lost the bulk of his intelligence trying to piece together DC continuity while updating his resume. Luckily, the Outhouse's staff is largely made up of dumb beasts, and Frank is now working as an contributing reporter while he is between jobs.
 

 


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