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p(RU)views featuring WIFE: Avengers #14

Written by GHERU on Tuesday, May 21 2013 and posted in Features

p(RU)views featuring WIFE: Avengers #14

For some reason, WIFE joins RU yet again to try and figure out Marvel's "First Look - AVENGERS #14"

Source: Marvel Press Release

Yea, she came back.  I don't get it either.

Avengers #14

Cover to Avengers #14:

WIFE: Puff puff give

RU: Are you quoting Friday?

WIFE: I thought that was Half Baked

RU: The one where the dude kills the horse?

WIFE: You’re thinking of The Godfather

RU: Oh, yea…what?

Page 1:

WIFE: What the what?

RU: Welcome to Hickman-dia where “what the what” is the only known reaction.

WIFE: Whats Hickman-dia?

RU: The nonsensical world of Jonathan Hickman where everything seems more interesting than it actually is.

WIFE: Like SpongeBob Squarepants.


Page 2:

RU: Oooohhhh, corn maze! I love corn mazes!

WIFE: No you don’t, that invovles being outside.

RU: I like the concept.

WIFE: So, are the blockhead guys the children of the corn?

Page 3:

WIFE: The 9/11 thing is so overplayed.

RU: “The 9/11 thing?”

WIFE: Plane. Building. Security people looking grumpy. I mean use a little imagination, people.

RU: I hope Banner doesn’t get mad.

WIFE: Why?

RU: YOU WOULDN’T LIKE HIM WHEN HE’S ANGRY! And, thanks. I appreciate the slow pitch.

WIFE: Remember that episode of Family Guy where Stewie hitchikes away like sad Hulk? That was a good episode.

RU: Indeed.

Page 4:


RU: What is he propulsing against?

WIFE: The laws of physics. And, “propulsing”?

RU: It’s a word! Or, at least it will be by 6/19/2013:

AVENGERS #14 (APR130640)
Cover by LEINIL YU
FOC- 05/27/13 On-Sale – 06/19/13


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About the Author - GHERU

RU, or as he’s known in the writers’ room: the cute one, is relatively unappreciated in his time.  RU’s YouTube show, RUviews is watched by literally multiple people every month and his Outhouse articles have helped line many a bird cage.  Before you send RU a message, he knows that there are misspelled words in this article, and probably in this bio he was asked to write.  RU wants everyone to know that after 25+ years of collecting he still loves comic books and can’t believe how seriously fanboys take them.  RU lives in Akron Ohio (unfortunately) with WIFE, ‘lilRuRu, and the @DogGodThor.  You can also find him on Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr, & even Google+ (if anyone still uses that).


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